Okay, so my fucking pelvis is what I actually through out of whack on Sunday. Have you ever had your pelvis out of place? It fucking hurts, let me tell you! 
It literally looks like it's off to the side of my torso. It also makes me stand at an angle pushes my tummy out. 
Anyway, my 27 going on 57 ass is going back...
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It literally looks like it's off to the side of my torso. It also makes me stand at an angle pushes my tummy out.
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Had a fun little weekend, you?
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danielle:
yes! 
scoots:
thats classified information
It's Friday...
My assistant is gone...
it's a beautiful day...
Well if this doesnt sound like a short day in the office, I don't know what does?
Enjoy the beautiful weekend, dicks.
PLAY TO WIN!
Question for the weekend: If you were me for just one day, how cool do you think you'd be? Please refrain from any empty, cocky or obnoxious answers for they...
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My assistant is gone...
it's a beautiful day...
Well if this doesnt sound like a short day in the office, I don't know what does?
Enjoy the beautiful weekend, dicks.
PLAY TO WIN!
Question for the weekend: If you were me for just one day, how cool do you think you'd be? Please refrain from any empty, cocky or obnoxious answers for they...
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scoots:
kiss my honkylips
kesaresj:
hope you had a good weekend. 
I'm thinking I might be meandering to a downtown establishment this evening to watch the Minnesota Vikings professional football team take on the Seahawks of Seattle's professional football team. I love professional football... just another excuse to get drunk on a Sunday and not stick out like shit in a punchbowl. Or in this "pre-season" scenario, a Thursday night.
What are your binge drinking excuses...
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bankerboy:
Drinking helps me fill the void in my being that was recently ripped out. That and I like to.
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bankerboy:
You are up late my man. Big night? How was the game?
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Went to the "Great Minnesota Fat Together" last night. Good times, good friends, good Summit, good music. The state fair is the pinnacle of white trash people watching. Also one hell of a self esteem builder! 
Okay, saw the Allman Brother's Band last night at the grandstand... and damn those boy's still fucking rock!!! First time I haven't seen them stoned... I'm getting to old....
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Okay, saw the Allman Brother's Band last night at the grandstand... and damn those boy's still fucking rock!!! First time I haven't seen them stoned... I'm getting to old....
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clara:
isn't one of the important allman brothers dead or something? or am i confusing living old guys with dead old guys?
toneski:
it does a body good.
it does a body good.
Was semi productive this past evening around the abode. My kitchen is spotless. No cookies or cakes though, kids. Sorry.
Might fair it tonight, weather permiting. A little Allman Brother's Band.
Might fair it tonight, weather permiting. A little Allman Brother's Band.
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souljerk:
Moore mightbe right but at least he is a better choice then what the Gallient ol' party has to offer
siara:
what no cookies or cake!!.. i can defiently see you as a cooking sort of guy!! LOL .. i hear you can make some kick ass cookies using beer instead of water...
i have cut my hair.. not quite as short as i was hoping.. and i will post some pics.. but only cause you asked so nicely and flashed those oh so cute dimples.. .. but i don't have any way of connecting my camera at the moment cause i am away on a business trip ... LOL.. i just wanted to say that.. business trip.. makes me feel important .. i have never been on a business trip before!!
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i have cut my hair.. not quite as short as i was hoping.. and i will post some pics.. but only cause you asked so nicely and flashed those oh so cute dimples..
.. but i don't have any way of connecting my camera at the moment cause i am away on a business trip ... LOL.. i just wanted to say that.. business trip.. makes me feel important .. i have never been on a business trip before!!
XX I drank more coffee then previously thought humanly possible. I must have had me 4-5 cups at the CC yesterday morning, and then another 10-12 at the bar in between and during my delicious $2 Summit pints.
In other news... couldn't sleep to well last night. A bit jumpy.
In other news... couldn't sleep to well last night. A bit jumpy.
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clara:
i used to work in a coffee shop, so i thought i would never be affected by caffeine again. turns out i was wrong. careful with that stuff.
souljerk:
yeah i sappose why vote for Kerry when you can vote to further the cause of the faciest direction that our goverment is taking.
other wise yep still rocking the turf, every monday.
and rocking the grumpys downtown every tuesday and wensday.
word.
other wise yep still rocking the turf, every monday.
and rocking the grumpys downtown every tuesday and wensday.
word.
What a putz I've been.
Well... I need to go replace my flip-flops today. They've been with me through thick and thin, but alaw they're on the verge of blowing out. I can't imagine blowing out another flop at an inopertune time. May my Quicksilvers rest in peace.
Well... I need to go replace my flip-flops today. They've been with me through thick and thin, but alaw they're on the verge of blowing out. I can't imagine blowing out another flop at an inopertune time. May my Quicksilvers rest in peace.
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clara:
the kind of flops that have the thingy between your toes? god, i hate having stuff between my toes.
souljerk:
replace your flip flops.... does that mean your gona vote for KERRY.
Great time, even without the main playa.
Could that chickie's ass ever stopped?
Which one you ask?
Either or... that's for sure.
Me... I think me's go to bed now.
Much love.
PS- ya'll give a proper bye-bye to Xaqary... or else!
Could that chickie's ass ever stopped?
Which one you ask?
Either or... that's for sure.
Me... I think me's go to bed now.
Much love.
PS- ya'll give a proper bye-bye to Xaqary... or else!
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blasfemme:
DOH!! i actually have to work tomorrow @ 9 am sweety. i could use your company too, i've had a rough nite.
soon tho we have to!!
i could use your company too, i've had a rough nite.
soon tho we have to!!
souljerk:
once it hits the lips it's so good.
Man, here it is, I'm laying on my kiddney couch watching some fucking Twins professional baseball... and then I get the fucking call. I didn't want to go to the bar again tonight! Phil brought me to my car already once today from leaving it. Given I did coax him in the door for one, but none the less, I didn't want to go again...
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bankerboy:
Show: decent
Cocktails: above average
your suggestion: a good one, maybe there will be some hotties at the Pixies show that would like to come and see my bone machine! (get it? A Pixies song!)
Favorite Jane's song: "Ted, Just Admit It..."
One more day until a 4 day weekend!
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Cocktails: above average
your suggestion: a good one, maybe there will be some hotties at the Pixies show that would like to come and see my bone machine! (get it? A Pixies song!)
Favorite Jane's song: "Ted, Just Admit It..."
One more day until a 4 day weekend!
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suiclide:
who you been talkin too? what did they say....i think i had more than a few in me...slightly more...
i think that we should try and plan something for next week before i go back....tuesday wednesday...you pick the date. and we'll get the whole crew back there again but this time i think i want to remeber everybody and not make an ass of myself, wouldn't want to take your placce this early in the game...(or so i've heard)
i think that we should try and plan something for next week before i go back....tuesday wednesday...you pick the date. and we'll get the whole crew back there again but this time i think i want to remeber everybody and not make an ass of myself, wouldn't want to take your placce this early in the game...(or so i've heard)
mmm, now i actually want like, real cake. not just metaphorical cake.