So, I took a small noteworthy poo this afternoon. I'l just call that a little baby step, because I think I ran a marathon ten minutes ago!!!! I had my first "normal" poo since last Wednesday just moments ago.
I am the king of the world!!!!
So here's what I'm thinking for this Wednesday night, kids... poker night at Johnny's casa! Time will be at...
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I am the king of the world!!!!
So here's what I'm thinking for this Wednesday night, kids... poker night at Johnny's casa! Time will be at...
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pinkokitty:
hey, babe...thanks for coming out tonight. it meant a lot to have my nearest and dearest here on the holiday, and i do count you amongst that group.
suiclide:
have you had a case of saddam's revenge........like butterscotch pudding baby.......mmmmmmmmm
with my new beard and long shaggy hair... i'm looking a bit homeless. however, i do have one bad ass mutha fuckin' scar on my back, and decided with shescravingsweet, that it may just look like some labia on my back. labia on my back are cool.
i also was able to get together with someone that i really wanted to see this past...
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i also was able to get together with someone that i really wanted to see this past...
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kelland:
DIE, YUPPIE SCUM! (American Psycho)
I want to see some shaggy hair. Woot woot. That stuff is sexy.
I have a scar on my thigh from a broken button on my mattress. Is that not the weirdest thing you've ever heard?
I want to see some shaggy hair. Woot woot. That stuff is sexy.
I have a scar on my thigh from a broken button on my mattress. Is that not the weirdest thing you've ever heard?
trixel:
back on track is good.
labial scar, eh? now that is cool on so many levels. you can tell people it was the design you had scarified on purpose later.
labial scar, eh? now that is cool on so many levels. you can tell people it was the design you had scarified on purpose later.
if anyone wants to come play with my lonely crippled ass...
i hate being crippled.
i'll try to get uploaded some of the pictures that pinko was brave enough to take. ahhh, the look of an eight inch... scar.
i hate being crippled.
i'll try to get uploaded some of the pictures that pinko was brave enough to take. ahhh, the look of an eight inch... scar.
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ll_bean_j:
Yowzers. That's some serious scarritation. Hope you're recovering alright, dude. All this right when we joined the ski group too 
Not that there's much out there right now, there or here 
hope all is well.
Not that there's much out there right now, there or here
hope all is well.
ryan:
you know i'd be there in two shakes of a lambs tail.. or kitty tail if i could be...
I am alive.
I can't thank everyone enough for their calls, messages and support.
For this, you are all top notch.
I will be home ridden for some time.
Still no results from the pathologist.
Stay in touch, I don't know how much upright action I can have.
A few wrinkles to iron out in my personal life too.
Thank you to the lovely Judas...
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I can't thank everyone enough for their calls, messages and support.
For this, you are all top notch.
I will be home ridden for some time.
Still no results from the pathologist.
Stay in touch, I don't know how much upright action I can have.
A few wrinkles to iron out in my personal life too.
Thank you to the lovely Judas...
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parks:
scars and drugs are always fun, hope you're back to normal soon
i slept all day and didn't work on any of my assignments (whoops)
i slept all day and didn't work on any of my assignments (whoops)
judas:
okay, mr. mutant man. thanks for the cryptic journal comments. must be the drugs. weirdo.
"Goodbye cruel world,
I'm leaving you today.
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye.
Goodbye, all you people,
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind.
Goodbye."
Getting ready to go under the knife... I may be gone for a bit.
"Here I lie in my hospital bed
Tell me, Sister Morphine, when are you coming round again?
Oh, I don't think I can wait that...
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I'm leaving you today.
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye.
Goodbye, all you people,
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind.
Goodbye."
Getting ready to go under the knife... I may be gone for a bit.
"Here I lie in my hospital bed
Tell me, Sister Morphine, when are you coming round again?
Oh, I don't think I can wait that...
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parks:
I'm sure you won't read this until you're all better and stuff (fingers crossed, prayers, etc.) and though Ive never met you, you are a member of sgtc and you have posted in my journal, and I know your surgery has been long gone for about half a day now, I send you well wishes and such and hope you feel right as rain as soon as possible, (even if you did vote for Bush ) seriously feel good as soon as you can because I want you to be around long enough so that I can meet you at least once in real life
) seriously feel good as soon as you can because I want you to be around long enough so that I can meet you at least once in real life
charlatan:
It was nice to hear from you today. I am glad things went well. What would we do without you to organize?
It was nice to hear from you today. I am glad things went well. What would we do without you to organize?
This is going to be a long day...
midday update:
I'm finding procrastination to be my friend... for now.
midday update:
I'm finding procrastination to be my friend... for now.
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bankerboy:
Dude I feel so bad, I forgot to introduce you to my neighbor, pictured above. She doesn't speak much English, but trust me, she doesn't need to.
I will be sending many good thoughts out for you Thursday. I know that you will be kicking ass again very soon.
bb
Dude I feel so bad, I forgot to introduce you to my neighbor, pictured above. She doesn't speak much English, but trust me, she doesn't need to.
I will be sending many good thoughts out for you Thursday. I know that you will be kicking ass again very soon.
bb
thecowboy:
how long is recovery s'posed to be, dude?..can i send you krispy cremes?..or would a couple a strippers be allowed in the hospital??..
Tonights really my last night out before the surgery. SGTC folk has put together a nice little event at Fat Boy's Billiards. Tomorrow will be a family night for me (boreing), but needs to be done.
I think I'm sick. I have a nasty fucking cold goin' right now.
Timing is poor is an understatement.
I think I'm sick. I have a nasty fucking cold goin' right now.
Timing is poor is an understatement.
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danielle:
are you better?
Holy shit, what a killer weekend! 
A big thanks to the PDX crew for showing me a bit of town, and giving me a great reason to get severly crocked every single night! A great time I barely remember.
A big thanks to bankerboy for putting me up for the weekend, and also being a solid enabler. "your father, he'd be damned..." Also big props...
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A big thanks to the PDX crew for showing me a bit of town, and giving me a great reason to get severly crocked every single night!
A great time I barely remember.
A big thanks to bankerboy for putting me up for the weekend, and also being a solid enabler. "your father, he'd be damned..." Also big props...
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trixel:
I'm glad to hear you had a good time. 
When is the procedure? Is it the 17th?
When is the procedure? Is it the 17th?
siara:
I hope everything goes well sweetie!! But i am sure it will!! *hugs*... I am sure you will get lots of sponge baths from hot sexy nurses!!
Glad to hear you have been having a fun time before the operation!!
me...married.. haha!!.. no it was a friends wedding which was a very crazy drunken time...
btw.. yr new profile pic = hot
X 
*hugs*... I am sure you will get lots of sponge baths from hot sexy nurses!!
Glad to hear you have been having a fun time before the operation!!
me...married.. haha!!.. no it was a friends wedding which was a very crazy drunken time...
btw.. yr new profile pic = hot
X been drunk for two days straight...
passed out at the tittie bar last night...
i'm flying on frequent flyer miles now...
can't wait to do it all over again...
passed out at the tittie bar last night...
i'm flying on frequent flyer miles now...
can't wait to do it all over again...
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aaardvark:
Well, sorry that I didn't get to go with you, I was looking foreward to it, but I had no way of getting ahold of you or anything, anway glad that you had a good time. Nest time b fast comes up or somethin', hook a girl up, I'm moving to the cities in Dec. and I'm here all this week for sure.
minibeanie:
Last I saw of you on Thurs, you were 3 sheets to the wind.....Fun times......
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toneski:
Portland, isn't that the birthplace of this site?
rylie:
Hey, I bought myself a pack of cigarettes for you too! me and d_p is like soul siblings... of course I kept the pack and gave you only 2-3 of the cigs... I'm a bitch like that. Give a shout out to the columbia river. that river is my friend... also, if you have time, buy me some fucking salt-water taffy.
Or, I'll pay you to buy them FOR me since I quit... taffying, and you can give me a couple pieces and keep the rest...
Nope that only works with smokes.
Or, I'll pay you to buy them FOR me since I quit... taffying, and you can give me a couple pieces and keep the rest...
Nope that only works with smokes.