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neodrunk

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Saturday Dec 04, 2004

Dec 4, 2004
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CC breakie seemed to be extra fun this morning! we had a server that was "in training"... so we fucked with him! before we got the bill, the whole group ran outside and waited around the corner until the newbie server came running outside to find us. of course there we all were laughing our snotty little asses off. ahhh... good times, good times.

in other funny news. billybillybilly and i decided to fake a "domestic" in kowalski's over what type of organic bran cereal to buy. we need two people to videotape... this will be the funniest thing in the whole damn world!!!! we'll see just how far minnesota nice will go in a grocery store with a fake couple duking it out in public. shocked

post CC, i took the porsche in for it's final detailing of the year. i believe it's time to pull the plug on her for the season. this makes me sad. frown

okay, off to a pastor's bachelor party!!!! YIPPEEEEEEE!!!! biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

tonguemiao!!
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phillipetheotter:
When I was in high school, I decided to fuck with the local chain grocery. I parked in the parking lot, took off all my clothes, put on a towel, and dumped a bottle of water over me. I sauntered into the store and asked the nearest clerk where the shampoo was, because I ran out in the middle of a shower. Parents were hiding their children as I casually selected a shampoo, then picked the longest possible line to stand in to buy it. Ah, high school...
Dec 5, 2004
clara:
Maybe you should drink just a little less. Or just a little more.

Hm.
Dec 5, 2004

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