neodrunk

Met up with my buddy to help plan his bachelor party after work. I'm not even the bestman.... but he lives out in Baltimore, so better me then some other hunyuck. I felt evil excepting a "free" Mich Ultra as a taste test. I should've just thrown the bottle back in her face and asked if that was a good enough response. It tainted the glorious Guinness taste that was prospering in my mouth.

After that, hit up Tonic of Uptown for a little get together for my buddy Al's birthday. I had totally forgot that them valet peeps are the most annoying people in the world. Why, just why am I that lazy?

Big day tomorrow. I gave my assistant a half day, which essentially means my ass is bailing the fuck out as early as possible! This is not that bad of a thing since I want to get downtown somewhat early tomorrow before the Wolvies game. I *might* get a little snookered tomorrow... we'll just have to see how that fly's. Maybe it'll fly like the wind?

I have dysentery.