neodrunk

So while in Uptown yesterday getting all boozed up, I decided to stop in at Josi Wert and see what's they got for me. I bought two shirts, but this is irrelavent. Getting into my car (now driven by my friend due to my intoxication) I realized that there was a large deal of smoke coming from the side of the Wert store. So I jumped out of the car quick to take a peak to realize that the thin strip of lawn was in a blaze, and was creeping up the side of the building! So I walked back into the stored and said in a very calm/smart ass voice,

"Not to cause any panic... but the side of your building is on fire."

They didn't believe me. My drunk ass had to reiterate what was going on until one person went outside to actually look. As we pulled away the sound of fire trucks fast approaching could be heard. I felt really good about myself for once yesterday.