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Scoots goes to the doctor and says, "Hey doc, my eye hurts every time I drink coffee. What should I do?"

The doctor looks him straight in the eye and says, "Why don't you stop sucking your dad's cock!"




Thank you. I'll be performing at the Brave new Workshop every thursday through the end of the month.



Note: all characters are ficticious. Any resemblence of real peoples names or stories are completely incidental.