Just made it back from the great white north. Note to everyone who reads this... don't drive 300 miles in a snow storm!!! My balls withdrew from the scene hours ago, and I think I still have three adam's apples. I've also needed to change my underwear since arriving in my office.
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Just had a great idea after speaking with a co-worker. She said her kids clean the house all the time and enjoy it!? So, I think I want kids now. I'll make an army of children from my loin to clean my house, shovel the driveway and mow the lawn. And when those tasks are done, I'll have them making shoes for Nike. So, which of you ladies wants to be my egg donor?
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Just had a great idea after speaking with a co-worker. She said her kids clean the house all the time and enjoy it!? So, I think I want kids now. I'll make an army of children from my loin to clean my house, shovel the driveway and mow the lawn. And when those tasks are done, I'll have them making shoes for Nike. So, which of you ladies wants to be my egg donor?
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just become a big brother (or big sister in your case) and put them to work until someone comes and picks them up
less work on your end there neopussbucket