Big day today. I'm only working about a half day today because I got to get all this weekend wedding shit put together. Hopefully, hopefully I'll be out by noon so I can run to Southdale to pick up my tux. And if that moronic biotch didn't measure my inseam right... she'll just have to do it again! I also have to get my gift rounded up too. I'm not one for working off the registery anymore, so I went in with my boy Mike and we bought them an 8x10 photo frame. I know, not exciting, but what shows more love to a couple getting married then a photograph of me in it? I'll be able to save money on a card this way. By five I need to be to this church in Minneapolis which I have no idea where the fuck it is. This will be interesting. But yes, finally after this we'll be dining at some Italian joint off 7 in Uptown. This means cocktails. I haven't drank in a week.... I've had wet dreams for this night.
Weddings are always a good place to get laid... except for me. Maybe I can change my luck tomorrow night.
~I'm outtie for the weekend... everyone stay cool.
Weddings are always a good place to get laid... except for me. Maybe I can change my luck tomorrow night.
~I'm outtie for the weekend... everyone stay cool.
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Good luck on mixin anitibiotics with beer, neo. And good luck on the whole "gettin laid at the wedding" thing.
Don't forget ta trim!