neodrunk

I'm gonna party, like it's my birthday. (please kill me now for that line)

I can't even think about work right now, all I want to do is get all fucked up this way and that! Brit's will kick my ass tonight (which is a good thing) And on top of it, I'll probably be drinking on some frequent flyers miles since I got all straightend out last night too. When you go to a little couples bbq for dinner, I usually don't expect to be taking naked tequila shots like aguave is no longer being grown. But hey, these things happen. I actually may need to puss out of taking any tequila shots tonight??? What's wrong with me, am I getting old?

-this is me by one am

Vagina