nekrodave

Thought for the day:

The number of times it takes getting stabbed in the nose with an icepick before preventive measures are taken may be subjective. Personally, for me it takes 2 times.

Thought for the day:

I buy way too much food from the gas station.

Is it just me or is Tila Tequila a much more attractive still image? Whenever I see "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" I think 2 things.

1. This show is painfully unwatchable.
and
2. Tila Tequila has a wierd face.

I'm only about six million myspace friends away from my own reality dating show. I'd better get to work.

I think if I was responsible for writing the dictionary, for the definition of "dictionary" I would just write, "You're Dumb." Because you know the people that look up the word dictionary in the dictionary are the same people that only try to learn the cuss words in a foreign language.

nevermind

Just across the bridge from st. louis, in illinois, there is an industrial drive off st. clair avenue with the rattiest hookers i've ever seen.

You would figure that if you dump a few grand to spend four months getting taught something that takes a week to learn, the institution would be content regardless of the outcome.

But no, if you don't apply yourself and that reflects in your grades they decide to put you on academic probation. I don't know why i'm even in school. All the best jobs...
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I just bought an 88 buick century. My dream of becoming an elderly woman is one step closer to becoming a reality.

I just joined so give me a few days to come up with shit.