25 completely true facts about yours truly!
you may have read the 25 lies i told you, hope you had a laugh but these are true. feel free to laugh at me more!
1. I was hit by lightning when I was just a kid.
2. When I was 13 i got hit and run by a car outside the Point and feather pub when I took my cuz's bike to the store, I never told an adult cause i thought I'd get in trouble for going to the store.
3. My 1st memory is me being in the Hospital, and nobody was in the room with me but I could see out and watch people walk by.
4. I am scared shitless that the dead will rise to eat us one day! (incase you havent read my previous note) I make a plan of escape where ever i go just incase the shit goes down while im in there. you name it i have a way to fight and a way out, Thank god for the Zombie survival guide!
5. I've seen a man die violently.
6. I have had not one but two vehicle crashes that should have killed me. 1st one was in a Jimmy in the middle of winter, it flipped down a hill at least 6-8 times. The 2nd one was in an Escort, I crashed into the back of a parked flat deck truck with rebar on it, when i came to, there was rebar sticking into my head rest. Both times I walked away with nothing more than scratches.
7. I once seen an owl that was at least 5 1/2 to 6 feet tall. I have other witnesses to back up my story.
8. I got drunk my 1st night in Vegas....not a big deal except i was 13, I stole a bottle of Smirnoff from the gift shop. sorry mom
9. for almost a year I had more money than I knew what to do with, I blew thousands a month in bars.
10. I'm the reason Lord Beaverbrook high school doesnt go on field trips to the zoo anymore
11. I've made out with my teacher in junior high, while i was in junior high. this wasnt a years later thing.
12. I cant walk by windows/mirrors with out taking a peek at me. I dont think Im conceited, just checkin stuff you know? and apparently when i do this I make weird faces.......
13. In my mind, I am the funniest person you know.....jokes, but I like to think Im up there.
14. I have left a car on blocks for its rims. or did i put rims on a car for the blocks?....cant remember now.
15. I almost got my head ran over tying up a muffler....too NDN eh?
16. I used to eat bread, cookies, cereal, then drink milk and pepsi all at the same time and spit it all over the floor in front of mom or dad just to skip school. NEVER FAILED!
17. I almost got my parents arrested at the US border cause I held up a sign that said "HELP!!! I BEING KIDNAPPED!!" the border patrol guys were nice people.
18. when I was in 1st grade i was reading past a gr. 12 level. i think it was the 4th novel i read that was stephen kings IT...no wonder I hate clowns.....thats number 19!!!
19. I HATE CLOWNS, and find myself watching freaky ass clown videos on youtube.
20. when i was 13 in vegas I found diamonds in circus circus, there was just two little ones but now that i know how much diamonds are, they were HUGE!!! half a centimeter at least. I got them home, lost one in my dads yard, lost the other in my grampas field.
21. I've been punched around by girls...prally not a big surprise to some of you
22. I have put a restraining order on a stalker!!!
23. i lost my Virginity when I was 13 to a big slut!!!
24. I almost Killed my cuz, while pretending to throw kitchen knives at him and accidentally letting one go, the handle hit him in the chest.
25. I have died before, when I was a baby the Dr. over dosed me on my meds (i was a really sick kid) and i flat lined.
you may have read the 25 lies i told you, hope you had a laugh but these are true. feel free to laugh at me more!
1. I was hit by lightning when I was just a kid.
2. When I was 13 i got hit and run by a car outside the Point and feather pub when I took my cuz's bike to the store, I never told an adult cause i thought I'd get in trouble for going to the store.
3. My 1st memory is me being in the Hospital, and nobody was in the room with me but I could see out and watch people walk by.
4. I am scared shitless that the dead will rise to eat us one day! (incase you havent read my previous note) I make a plan of escape where ever i go just incase the shit goes down while im in there. you name it i have a way to fight and a way out, Thank god for the Zombie survival guide!
5. I've seen a man die violently.
6. I have had not one but two vehicle crashes that should have killed me. 1st one was in a Jimmy in the middle of winter, it flipped down a hill at least 6-8 times. The 2nd one was in an Escort, I crashed into the back of a parked flat deck truck with rebar on it, when i came to, there was rebar sticking into my head rest. Both times I walked away with nothing more than scratches.
7. I once seen an owl that was at least 5 1/2 to 6 feet tall. I have other witnesses to back up my story.
8. I got drunk my 1st night in Vegas....not a big deal except i was 13, I stole a bottle of Smirnoff from the gift shop. sorry mom
9. for almost a year I had more money than I knew what to do with, I blew thousands a month in bars.
10. I'm the reason Lord Beaverbrook high school doesnt go on field trips to the zoo anymore
11. I've made out with my teacher in junior high, while i was in junior high. this wasnt a years later thing.
12. I cant walk by windows/mirrors with out taking a peek at me. I dont think Im conceited, just checkin stuff you know? and apparently when i do this I make weird faces.......
13. In my mind, I am the funniest person you know.....jokes, but I like to think Im up there.
14. I have left a car on blocks for its rims. or did i put rims on a car for the blocks?....cant remember now.
15. I almost got my head ran over tying up a muffler....too NDN eh?
16. I used to eat bread, cookies, cereal, then drink milk and pepsi all at the same time and spit it all over the floor in front of mom or dad just to skip school. NEVER FAILED!
17. I almost got my parents arrested at the US border cause I held up a sign that said "HELP!!! I BEING KIDNAPPED!!" the border patrol guys were nice people.
18. when I was in 1st grade i was reading past a gr. 12 level. i think it was the 4th novel i read that was stephen kings IT...no wonder I hate clowns.....thats number 19!!!
19. I HATE CLOWNS, and find myself watching freaky ass clown videos on youtube.
20. when i was 13 in vegas I found diamonds in circus circus, there was just two little ones but now that i know how much diamonds are, they were HUGE!!! half a centimeter at least. I got them home, lost one in my dads yard, lost the other in my grampas field.
21. I've been punched around by girls...prally not a big surprise to some of you
22. I have put a restraining order on a stalker!!!
23. i lost my Virginity when I was 13 to a big slut!!!
24. I almost Killed my cuz, while pretending to throw kitchen knives at him and accidentally letting one go, the handle hit him in the chest.
25. I have died before, when I was a baby the Dr. over dosed me on my meds (i was a really sick kid) and i flat lined.