hope you get a chuckle or two outta this....
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? I live in the self named SHADY OAKS TRAILER PARK!!, I live in a trailer, but its not a park I live in the country...
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I just finished reading Belinda by Anne Rice
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I dont own a mouse pad, I dont even own a computer...I check all my e mails second hand.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? fill the shot, slam the shot on the board (coffee table).
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Stuff, MAXIM(not MAXIMUM John!!), FHM,and any Tattoo ones.
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Rich peoples farts...I dunno???
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Tripe!!!! hands down, If any of you have been around while tripe was cooking, you know.
7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? When people tell me "YOU WIN!!"
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Today I won't suffer from insanity. I will enjoy every minute of it.
10. FAVORITE COLOR? POOP's the same color as brown and to me that is halarious!
11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? depends if i wanna talk to your ass, I may owe some money out there....
12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Evritt Morton Leeroy Mooseknuckle Onespot....good indian name.
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut, also never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
14. FAVORITE FOODS? Black tar heroin cookies...mmm...just like mom used to make!!!
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Can't we all just get along??, it's always about race with you people isn't it?
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? YES I DO!!!, but my truck doesn't so I kinda have to go with it on that....
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? if you shaped my pillow like a pig i guess it could qualify.
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? I been hit by lightning, and I still love them!!! I dont hate, we had some disagreements, they wanted me extra crisy, I liked me original...
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? lil tyke.....I was like 17 at the time.
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? that kid thats gonna die if I dont forward everything to all my friends....I just wanna tell him.....I control your fate with a mouse and keyboard!!! MUAH hahahahahahaha.....
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Dr. Pepper Check out this site...This is me ALL the way.
http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/171-drpeppercommercial.html
22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Im a virgo, but its kinda lame I think they shoulda had a cooler thing like a bull or even the ram, even a scorpion...Oh man it'd be the shit if the sign for Virgo was a man eating snake or the thing from Alien.
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No, I don't eat meat. they should be allowed to run free and graze as God intended them to.
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Antarctic Census-Taker. I wouldn't even need a pen.
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Clear, cause could you imagine some guy saying, "Hey baldie!" then I say "I got hair, it's just clear, check yo'self", then he's all like "Oh shit son. What!". Then I would so OWN him.
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah and what I learnt is...Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? whats in the glass?, did I drink it to the half way point or did I only pour myself a half glass of something??
28. FAVORITE MOVIES? 3rd world girls gone wild.
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? if the word is spelt right then I guess my fingers were on the right keys huh??.....if you wanna know if i two finger type then YES dammit i do.
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? shit I dunno, that's a once a year chore...one time My girlfriend found a thing that was prally a year old(Yes, Im being honest)under there, it inspired me to clean it out, I found $20, and a six pack! it takes a year for treasure to build up.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 665 The Neighbor Of The Beast, 2nd fave? 333 its only half evil.
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? womens tennis, the sex faces are even better than porn, dont even get me going on the grunts.....
<~~~~~~~nobody loves you like a native!!!!!
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? I live in the self named SHADY OAKS TRAILER PARK!!, I live in a trailer, but its not a park I live in the country...
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I just finished reading Belinda by Anne Rice
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I dont own a mouse pad, I dont even own a computer...I check all my e mails second hand.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? fill the shot, slam the shot on the board (coffee table).
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Stuff, MAXIM(not MAXIMUM John!!), FHM,and any Tattoo ones.
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Rich peoples farts...I dunno???
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Tripe!!!! hands down, If any of you have been around while tripe was cooking, you know.
7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? When people tell me "YOU WIN!!"
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Today I won't suffer from insanity. I will enjoy every minute of it.
10. FAVORITE COLOR? POOP's the same color as brown and to me that is halarious!
11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? depends if i wanna talk to your ass, I may owe some money out there....
12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Evritt Morton Leeroy Mooseknuckle Onespot....good indian name.
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut, also never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
14. FAVORITE FOODS? Black tar heroin cookies...mmm...just like mom used to make!!!
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Can't we all just get along??, it's always about race with you people isn't it?
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? YES I DO!!!, but my truck doesn't so I kinda have to go with it on that....
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? if you shaped my pillow like a pig i guess it could qualify.
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? I been hit by lightning, and I still love them!!! I dont hate, we had some disagreements, they wanted me extra crisy, I liked me original...
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? lil tyke.....I was like 17 at the time.
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? that kid thats gonna die if I dont forward everything to all my friends....I just wanna tell him.....I control your fate with a mouse and keyboard!!! MUAH hahahahahahaha.....
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Dr. Pepper Check out this site...This is me ALL the way.
http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/171-drpeppercommercial.html
22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Im a virgo, but its kinda lame I think they shoulda had a cooler thing like a bull or even the ram, even a scorpion...Oh man it'd be the shit if the sign for Virgo was a man eating snake or the thing from Alien.
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No, I don't eat meat. they should be allowed to run free and graze as God intended them to.
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Antarctic Census-Taker. I wouldn't even need a pen.
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Clear, cause could you imagine some guy saying, "Hey baldie!" then I say "I got hair, it's just clear, check yo'self", then he's all like "Oh shit son. What!". Then I would so OWN him.
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah and what I learnt is...Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? whats in the glass?, did I drink it to the half way point or did I only pour myself a half glass of something??
28. FAVORITE MOVIES? 3rd world girls gone wild.
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? if the word is spelt right then I guess my fingers were on the right keys huh??.....if you wanna know if i two finger type then YES dammit i do.
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? shit I dunno, that's a once a year chore...one time My girlfriend found a thing that was prally a year old(Yes, Im being honest)under there, it inspired me to clean it out, I found $20, and a six pack! it takes a year for treasure to build up.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 665 The Neighbor Of The Beast, 2nd fave? 333 its only half evil.
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? womens tennis, the sex faces are even better than porn, dont even get me going on the grunts.....
<~~~~~~~nobody loves you like a native!!!!!
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Truck by Katherine Dunn
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I dont own a mouse pad, I use some old journals that belonged to a hooker
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Scrabble
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Vice was, I havn't been into it lately
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? I like my boyfreinds shirts..they smell nice
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Lincoln Park
7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? the horn in War Of The Worlds and the Sien in Silent Hill
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? guilt and restlessness
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? what happened last night
10. FAVORITE COLOR? pink
11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? it usually goes to voicemail, I hate the phone
12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? no
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? going for it
14. FAVORITE FOODS? pretty much anything healthy
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? choclate
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I don't like to drive..
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? no, but I have
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? depends where you are at
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? nope...
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Freddie Mercury
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Bacardi and Diet Coke
22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Sagitarius
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
yep
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I want to get paid to play with animals
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? mmmm...right now I want to be blonde
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeppers..right now I am head over heels with my guy
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I hate this question
28. FAVORITE MOVIES? it changes all the time
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? nope
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? paintings and fans
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? I don't have one
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? PLOW punk ladies of wrestling