Friday Aug 26, 2005

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I did a terrible thing last night. Something I am not proud of. No, that is not strong enough, I am downright ashamed of what I have done.

I had retired in front of the TV to watch right-wing pundit Curt Schilling deliver earned runs to the worst team in Baseball, when it occured to me to partake of one of the delicious Jello brand pudding snacks my girlfriend had recently stocked our refrigerator with. Upon redepositing myself on the couch after retrieving said tasty treat, I noticed that an open package of Oreos was lying vulnerable on the bottom level of our coffee table.

"Dare I?" I thought to myself. Rational thought would not last long however and before I knew it I had abandoned all notion of decency and restraint. I dipped cookie after cookie into my three-tiered chocolate pudding cup. Poor S**** watched stunned and helpless as I gorged myself on a combination of sugary sweets not intended for our mortal palattes.

When the whole sordid affair was over I found both my soul and my stomach aching. Not one to indulge in such sprees, I did not have the intestinal fortitude to weather the remorse.

I urge those of you readng this to pay all due caution to my tale. Tempation may be powerful, but I beg you to remember the adage "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the conscience".

Thank you















P.S. If I ever find myself in the same position, I'll do it again in a heartbeat
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joshxxx:
No, kidding. But I took matters in to my own hands. I was like Hulk Hogan's cameo in Gremlins 2. I turned around, yelled something about the Joshster then ripped off my shirt. Not a peep out of them after that, I tell you what.


Ok, so maybe not.
brankauti:
You know, even the crows in Norwich have a different vocabulary than the ones in Baltic, which is one town over and the place I grew up in. The Norwich crows sound more water-like, like garbled people-speak. And the ones I learned to love as a kid sounded a lot more harsh and hoarse. Interesting! I really do love them, they are so much fun to watch.

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