Yesterday I had the pleasure of hanging out with a friend I haven't seen in ages. (special thanks to alyk for letting us blow her off) She has been hard to get together with on account of her living in South Africa for the last 2 years.
She had been living illegally in London for a while, but she met a South African fella there and they moved to his homeland. She married the bloke and is now going to school way the Hell over there.
So this was the first time we met her husband. For no logical or sensible reason I had it in my head that he was going to be six foot twelve and would punch me a lot. In reality he was about five-eleven and didn't even punch me once.
They showed us lots of pictures of animals and stuff. We were even educated on the merits of the elephant penis.
I have seen some mean dogs before, and I even had a squirrel jump on me one time, but they have all kinds of real-life lions and zebras running all over the place ready to eat your face off.
So anyway, my friend looks like Uma Thurman. It occurs to me that I have a lot of celebrity look-alike friends. And by "a lot" I mean "three" and by "look-alike" I mean "looks kind of like".
We went to a hockey game. They don't have ice hockey in South Africa. We had a good time. We were surrounded by Marines and Navy guys. One of them had done something and was featured on the jumbo-tron during the first intermission. He was pretty drunk by the end of the night. We were hoping he would give away national secrets, but no such luck.
We might go bowling on Friday night. If not, then we probably won't see them again for 3 years because they are flying back on Monday.
Today I went to see if my friend Greg was back from Japan yet because he was going to pick some stuff up for me. It turns out he went to St. Thomas. I guess I'll catch him when he comes back.
Also, I bought a new Black Cherry Vanilla Coke, but I haven't tried it yet.
Thank you
P.S. My friend made us listen to Poison in the car. We all made fun of her.
P.P.S. Ramblin' Root Beer
Addenum: I drank the new-fangled Coke and it just tasted like regular ol' Cherry Coke to me.
She had been living illegally in London for a while, but she met a South African fella there and they moved to his homeland. She married the bloke and is now going to school way the Hell over there.
So this was the first time we met her husband. For no logical or sensible reason I had it in my head that he was going to be six foot twelve and would punch me a lot. In reality he was about five-eleven and didn't even punch me once.
They showed us lots of pictures of animals and stuff. We were even educated on the merits of the elephant penis.
I have seen some mean dogs before, and I even had a squirrel jump on me one time, but they have all kinds of real-life lions and zebras running all over the place ready to eat your face off.
So anyway, my friend looks like Uma Thurman. It occurs to me that I have a lot of celebrity look-alike friends. And by "a lot" I mean "three" and by "look-alike" I mean "looks kind of like".
We went to a hockey game. They don't have ice hockey in South Africa. We had a good time. We were surrounded by Marines and Navy guys. One of them had done something and was featured on the jumbo-tron during the first intermission. He was pretty drunk by the end of the night. We were hoping he would give away national secrets, but no such luck.
We might go bowling on Friday night. If not, then we probably won't see them again for 3 years because they are flying back on Monday.
Today I went to see if my friend Greg was back from Japan yet because he was going to pick some stuff up for me. It turns out he went to St. Thomas. I guess I'll catch him when he comes back.
Also, I bought a new Black Cherry Vanilla Coke, but I haven't tried it yet.
Thank you
P.S. My friend made us listen to Poison in the car. We all made fun of her.
P.P.S. Ramblin' Root Beer
Addenum: I drank the new-fangled Coke and it just tasted like regular ol' Cherry Coke to me.
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squirles will eat your eyes out don't let them fool you