I think I passed my first German quiz today... i hope. But anyway, enough of that.
I went to the Renaissance Faire yesterday. I got all dressed up in my Faire attire as usual. It was friggin awesome. there wer not as many people there as i expected but i later realized that it was Sept 11th. Me and my buddy Frenchy (he's actually Polish) got friggin plastered. I havn't done that in a while. At lunch time we went out to the car and drank a bottle of wine each. This wasn't any shitty wine either. I had a $25 Robert Mondavi 02 pinot noir. So good!!! After that we were running around the fair not knowing that we were being extremely loud, but thats ok cause we were at RenFaire and everyone is eccentric anyway. I payed for Frenchy to throw tomatoes at some heckler. It was the funniest thing i ever saw... since he was wasted and literally couldnt hit the broad side of a barn. he somehow managed to throw one straight up instead of forward. then he want to this other thing where you can throw axes. HAHAHA everyone thought they were gunna die because he was quite noticibly drunk. Needles to say he still hit nothing but air. I had some guy dressed in Renaissance drag hit on me and molest my breast. It took me like 5 seconds to realize that something was very very wrong. Frenchy and our friend Stef thought it was hilarious. Later on I went onto this shop to try on a leather jacket. I liked it but i saw the one next to it and liked it better. When i tried it on this girl (she worked there) insisted on helping me try it on and make it fit and in the process of doing so did quite indulge herself to molesting me as much as possible. I guess thats why they call it the Renaissance Pleasure Faire.
I didnt get any pictures but I will next time, and Ill post them for you very few select interested people.
Til next time....
I went to the Renaissance Faire yesterday. I got all dressed up in my Faire attire as usual. It was friggin awesome. there wer not as many people there as i expected but i later realized that it was Sept 11th. Me and my buddy Frenchy (he's actually Polish) got friggin plastered. I havn't done that in a while. At lunch time we went out to the car and drank a bottle of wine each. This wasn't any shitty wine either. I had a $25 Robert Mondavi 02 pinot noir. So good!!! After that we were running around the fair not knowing that we were being extremely loud, but thats ok cause we were at RenFaire and everyone is eccentric anyway. I payed for Frenchy to throw tomatoes at some heckler. It was the funniest thing i ever saw... since he was wasted and literally couldnt hit the broad side of a barn. he somehow managed to throw one straight up instead of forward. then he want to this other thing where you can throw axes. HAHAHA everyone thought they were gunna die because he was quite noticibly drunk. Needles to say he still hit nothing but air. I had some guy dressed in Renaissance drag hit on me and molest my breast. It took me like 5 seconds to realize that something was very very wrong. Frenchy and our friend Stef thought it was hilarious. Later on I went onto this shop to try on a leather jacket. I liked it but i saw the one next to it and liked it better. When i tried it on this girl (she worked there) insisted on helping me try it on and make it fit and in the process of doing so did quite indulge herself to molesting me as much as possible. I guess thats why they call it the Renaissance Pleasure Faire.
I didnt get any pictures but I will next time, and Ill post them for you very few select interested people.
Til next time....
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I wish I could have gone to the Ren Faire with you, it sounds like it was a lot of fun. But alas it wasn't meant to be.
And I would never be mean or tell you to fuck off. I might tell you to piss up a flagpole in the most affectionate way possible, but I would never tell you to fuck off.