neelysowner

Hey.. Its saturday night working on a pretty good buzz, with the help of vodka and redbull and bong hits. The wife and I had a date night tonight we went out for a kiiler thai food dinner at this place up the coast. It was sooo goood. So on the way home we stopped at the adult store and looked around for awhile and just bought some new porn.
SO anyway we were just looking online at this other site that she posted some naked pics of herself on and we were having fun reading all the comments guys left for her and well this first one is my favorite and I will put up a couple that are funny after that..
ok heres the first one.

" I`d spank that ass and show you how I`d part that pussy like Moses. Tommy"

ok that one killed me.

heres another

" It looks like you`ve still got a lot of lessons to learn young lady. You`re ass won`t be so pretty when Mr. ruler, Mr. brush, Mr. paddle and I are done with you. I`m sure you`ll be singing a different tune then you little tart!"

these two struck me as the funniest..
ok
now its time to check out this new movie...