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Monday Oct 18, 2004

Oct 18, 2004
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first stag party ever on Sat night. should have gone to shag frenzy. take 60-80 horny, druck red necks (and a half dozen German students working for my company) throw them in a room with 4 skanky hoes who will do anything for money (including bathroom favors) and do i need to continue painting the picture..... (bottle tricks, oops, did i say that out loud?) [the local sheep were probably afraid that night] i went home, drunk, took crying game shower on general principle, but it was probably more mental than anything.

my cubicle at work (yes, i am a cube dweller) is conveniently hidden in the back corner of a room. first half of the morning sat there yawning and doing very little plus very little seemed to be going on. i stand up to go to the bathroom and instantly 6 people are asking me to do things, 2 of which are heavy lifting (5' by 12' sheet of quarter inch steel being one) which doesn't work well before restroom. so i need to purchase a chamber pot to allow me to stay hidden from the corporate predators until it is time to go home..... too bad i can't get to SG through the firewall.

did have a little fun. i made a 1/8 of a cone out of that 1/4" steel after it was cut. i get to play with fun toys and make origami out of metal. even better, i made a prototype ashtray Fri out of 1/4" steel.
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welntaod:
Reminds me of a stag I went to in the seedy basement of a Fairfield county VFW... *shudders*
Oct 19, 2004
elmcitydrunk:
oh yes, the redneck stag. what an awkward place to be. i know it too well. i tend to drink heavilly and stand in the corner and pray that i will disappear. cubicle eh.....well enjoy inatech and count me in on the 1/4" steel ashtray if you ever begin mass production. i've only gotten to play with 16 gauge crs. i imagine 1/4" is much more fun.
Oct 19, 2004

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