LEE IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!
the other day me and my boy lee (WHAT UP LEE!) were hanging out at the local pizza shop when three mustachioed barged in shouting things in greek i guess. it was some kind of awkward, archaic language i guess they speak overseas. anyways, they had HUGE guns that had lasers that shot bullets. amazing stuff. but yeah. lee sees this and you know what he does? he throws out 6 shurikens....KILLS THEM ALL! he looks at me and winks and says "one shot, one kill broham" WOW! IS THERE ANYTHING THAT LEE CAN NOT DO? he's amazing. he later went outside and talked to the moon. it was lightning out too. i thought he was crazy. then OUT OF NOWHERE HIS WIFE APPEARS! she came like right out of the moon and was like shitting out the lightning. i was awe struck as lee was picked up by her chubby hands and sent back to the heavens. i bet he's in valhall now waiting for me to call him up for our next pizza night (which happens every second and 4th wednesday a month). i remember one time lee got really drunk and dressed up as ronald mcdonald and appeared at a mcdonalds opening and spotted the other ronald mcdonald. somebody photographed this once in a lifetime event AND THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSED! wow. is there anything lee will not do? one time he pissed on a racoon and made it cry. he also lit a q tip on fire to see what the inside of his head looks like. LEE FOR PRESIDENT! LEE FOR LIFE!
the other day me and my boy lee (WHAT UP LEE!) were hanging out at the local pizza shop when three mustachioed barged in shouting things in greek i guess. it was some kind of awkward, archaic language i guess they speak overseas. anyways, they had HUGE guns that had lasers that shot bullets. amazing stuff. but yeah. lee sees this and you know what he does? he throws out 6 shurikens....KILLS THEM ALL! he looks at me and winks and says "one shot, one kill broham" WOW! IS THERE ANYTHING THAT LEE CAN NOT DO? he's amazing. he later went outside and talked to the moon. it was lightning out too. i thought he was crazy. then OUT OF NOWHERE HIS WIFE APPEARS! she came like right out of the moon and was like shitting out the lightning. i was awe struck as lee was picked up by her chubby hands and sent back to the heavens. i bet he's in valhall now waiting for me to call him up for our next pizza night (which happens every second and 4th wednesday a month). i remember one time lee got really drunk and dressed up as ronald mcdonald and appeared at a mcdonalds opening and spotted the other ronald mcdonald. somebody photographed this once in a lifetime event AND THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSED! wow. is there anything lee will not do? one time he pissed on a racoon and made it cry. he also lit a q tip on fire to see what the inside of his head looks like. LEE FOR PRESIDENT! LEE FOR LIFE!
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i hope its lees penis in a golden egg