Right Now
It's about three in the morning.
There is a veriZon wireless add on the television.... oh wait...I can get a capital one credit card.....no shit...it's small enough to fit in my........ "WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!?!?!?" DAMN!.....Well.....
I ..could watch that on friday......but......ehh... I dont want to.............hey!!!!!!!!!!
an all new "FAKING IT" on "THE LEARNING CHANEL".....ha.....is it just me? ? oxymoron?
... stupid electronic mind mutator....
*presses the power button on the troller*
(CLICK)
that works....
ahhhhhhhhhhhh....A gloomy lack of suggestion.
Quest Ions
1) If you had a commercial on television what would you advertize and why?
I would advertize the Acme Lobotomy Kit. Merely three payments of 19.95. (If you call within the next mili-revolution of the planet-hell, we will neuter your entire family for free. That's right folks. Get it here. Get it now. ACME!) BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
2) Point to your head and say the abreviation for mountain. EMPTY, Right? Now what about M.T.V.?????????????????????????? EMPTY VISION??????????????? Blasphemy.
I would have never known.
3) Have you ever been tempted to wrap your head in tin foil and scream at the top of your lungs "I have the power"?
Ehh, I've thought about it. Just wondering if anyone was strange enough to do it.
Drink wine.
your soul.
Think for yourself.
Dont listen to me.
It's about three in the morning.
There is a veriZon wireless add on the television.... oh wait...I can get a capital one credit card.....no shit...it's small enough to fit in my........ "WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!?!?!?" DAMN!.....Well.....
I ..could watch that on friday......but......ehh... I dont want to.............hey!!!!!!!!!!
an all new "FAKING IT" on "THE LEARNING CHANEL".....ha.....is it just me? ? oxymoron?
... stupid electronic mind mutator....
*presses the power button on the troller*
(CLICK)
that works....
ahhhhhhhhhhhh....A gloomy lack of suggestion.
Quest Ions
1) If you had a commercial on television what would you advertize and why?
I would advertize the Acme Lobotomy Kit. Merely three payments of 19.95. (If you call within the next mili-revolution of the planet-hell, we will neuter your entire family for free. That's right folks. Get it here. Get it now. ACME!) BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
2) Point to your head and say the abreviation for mountain. EMPTY, Right? Now what about M.T.V.?????????????????????????? EMPTY VISION??????????????? Blasphemy.
I would have never known.
3) Have you ever been tempted to wrap your head in tin foil and scream at the top of your lungs "I have the power"?
Ehh, I've thought about it. Just wondering if anyone was strange enough to do it.
Drink wine.
your soul.
Think for yourself.
Dont listen to me.
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1) If you had a commercial on television what would you advertize and why?
i would advertise toilets! mainly because I have to tinkle all the time... even at this moment.
2) Point to your head and say the abreviation for mountain. EMPTY, Right? Now what about M.T.V.??????????????????????????
I thought of mtn. and mtv. and i dunno.
3) Have you ever been tempted to wrap your head in tin foil and scream at the top of your lungs "I have the power"?
hehhe no. but i would give you a shiny penny to do it.!