nearwestangel

Ah I love my lesbian friends.

M: "I remember when K was all like hell no I am not friending Nick but now your like a brother to her there has been times she has even talked about you"

Me: "awww what did say when she talked about me ?"

M: "we are at work and she is all like did u see Nicks status today i am like no she comes back on your break get on Facebook and like his status damn it lol"

Me: "lol"

M:"that or if we see a girl we both think is pretty first words are hey what do u think Nick yes or no"

Me: "lmao."

M:"but the funniest I saw this chick and she was a bit thin but had a nice butt average breasts so I said there Nick so would her then she comes back nope two reasons one Nick would hurt that bad yeah very bad he would hurt that second.. her voice is to squeaky for Nick he would shave his maness down her throat to shut it up.
not your dick not your thing or penis no she had to call it your maness I seriously laughed so hard my side cramped up."

Me:"lmmfao"