I hate forward lists. I hate that people who can't talk to me face to face, or spend the time writing me a well thought out and long over due letter, will put me on list and send me a useless fucking chain letter.
"Send this to ten people within the next ten minutes!!"
Send it to people you owe a hug. Send it to anyone, everyone, because if you send it to ten people your wish will come true, or luck will kiss you on the lips, or faeries will magically appear on your doorstep.
Don't send it to ten long lost friends, and you might be struck down in your finest hour. Your long lost friends might not want this chain letter from you any more. Your crush will hate you, and find someone else.
So, quickly, send it to ten people; four you talk to every day, and six you keep meaning to.
Surely I mean more to you than slot number ten...? The one that will ensure your good fortune in the universe, because if you didn't send it to me, the last on your list, it wouldn't be ten.
If I don't? Well, then, send away.
And, fuck you.
"Send this to ten people within the next ten minutes!!"
Send it to people you owe a hug. Send it to anyone, everyone, because if you send it to ten people your wish will come true, or luck will kiss you on the lips, or faeries will magically appear on your doorstep.
Don't send it to ten long lost friends, and you might be struck down in your finest hour. Your long lost friends might not want this chain letter from you any more. Your crush will hate you, and find someone else.
So, quickly, send it to ten people; four you talk to every day, and six you keep meaning to.
Surely I mean more to you than slot number ten...? The one that will ensure your good fortune in the universe, because if you didn't send it to me, the last on your list, it wouldn't be ten.
If I don't? Well, then, send away.
And, fuck you.
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I'm really sorry to hear about the incredibly short notice they gave your b/f about being shipped out! Hopefully that dumb bitch that didn't qualifty goes instead of him. In the event that doesn't happen, I'm definitely here for you. I know I'm not the same as your b/f, but it always helps to have a good girl friend to lean on when the b/f isn't around. At this point in my life, I feel like I'm better friends with you than other girls in my life HERE at home, so I feel bad that you're going through a hard time!!