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Monday Aug 16, 2004

Aug 16, 2004
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I decided to post this part which was a reply to one of Aponia's journal entries into mine so any comments could be made here if no one saw it over in hers.

Naked Olympics : A report by me

Specific breakdowns of if it would work or not:

Torch Relay : great or scary depending on who is at the helm.

- Archery - BOING!!!
- Athletics : any running or throwing event works unless someone falls ; anything jumping would have to involve some soft landing material
- Badminton : this was the lazy gym game and those lazy people that played were more prone to willingly get naked for no reason anyway
- Baseball : make sure not to dive for the ball or slide
- Basketball : talk about not defending the play
- Beach Volleyball : diving might be a sore point
- Boxing : below the belt might have to be raised a bit depending on the competitor
- Canoe/Kayak : it is a tiny boat to hide what most people do not want to see anyway, so it works
- Cycling Mountain/Road/Track : road rash is bad enough with clothing on
- Diving : isn't all swimming supposed to be naked anyway?
- Equestrian : naked people on horses, they make websites for that
- Fencing : people poking each other with their swords ouch
- Football : this is a trainwreck waiting to happen

- Gymnastics Artistic : This deserves it's own section.

Guys
Floor Exercises : works
Horizontal Bar : no
Parallel Bars : no no
Pommel Horse : no no no
Rings : works
Vault : sure as long as they stick the landing

Gals
Balance Beam : painful to say the least
Floor Exercises : this is what it is all about
Uneven Bars : ouch
Vault : see also Guys, Vault

- Gymnastics Rhythmic (gals only sport) : ALL THE WAY
- Gymnastics Trampoline : see also don't fall on your ass
- Handball : since you can't really touch the other team it could work I suppose
- Hockey : BRRRRRR!
- Judo/Taekwondo : wrestling naked worked so why not these also
- Modern Pentathlon : a bunch of naked friendly sports in one
- Rowing - the safest naked olympic sport...ever
- Sailing : also another safe naked sport
- Shooting : what could go wrong here besides a shell going the wrong way?
- Softball: see also Baseball
- Synchronised Swimming (gals only sport) : yet another perfect sport
- Swimming : extra drag sure but those underwater shots would be priceless
- Table Tennis : fun filled back and forth action and not just the game itself
- Tennis : lunging for the ball could prove fatal
- Triathlon : a sport that could make or break most naked participants
- Volleyball : see also Beach Vollyball
- Water Polo : another naked friendly water sport
- Weightlifting : sure thing here not that I would watch it
- Wrestling : a time honored naked sport and you know with all that testosterone they want to do it naked anyway

There are a bunch of other Olympic recognized sports (surfing, bowling, chess?) but I will leave those out of here since they are not done for metals/

That is my sport by sport Olypmic nakedness report. I hope it was worth the read and if not I never said you had to read it now did I? haha
wtf:
Once nakedness came into play, all kinds of new sports would be developed for the sheer fun of it. I nominate a new sport that could be played by all after the original games are played. Naked jello body bowling on a slip -n-slide mat. You could set up those old plastic bowling pins from when you were a kid at the end and just use your body as the ball. Or the weightlifters could use the gymnists as the ball or.... can you see hte fun now? Of course whoever gets the least amount of pins down has to drink wink
Aug 16, 2004
aponia:
You should use this imagination for good and not evil purposes, the world will be a better place! wink

So so so so....did you start playing anything yet?? Huh huh huh did ya???

you know your going to have to tell me about every mundane stupid moment! smile
Aug 16, 2004

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