Survey time!!!
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: No, I am what the scientific comunity reffers to as..."drunk'n accident"
Were you the first?: No, I was passed onto this earth through an overly used portal named "mothers vagina" I was not the first....and I'm far ... far from the last....
Who was present at your birth?: An old priest and a young priest
Were your parents married when you were born?: yes...and related too...
What is your birthdate? 09-28-1979...sober 09-20-1996
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?: One wrong answer away rom a prison sentence
Are your parents married? No, I have had a normal childhood...
Siblings or an only child?: Yes, but, as the prophesy stated...I have the biggest horns...
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: No I do not have middle child syndrome!!! (look at me!!)
What are your siblings names and ages?: Test tubes 1 and 2
Which parent do you get along with best?: Depends...Is this pre or post therapy...cuz one of my personalities only like peanut butter....YAY PEANUT BUTTER!!! yAy!
What do you fight about?: Th e coay hanger stuck in my ear....Apparently i wasnt the fastest dodgeball player in that womb...
Do you have step parents?: yes, and they dont like to be called steps...(nothing funny about that one...I'l try harder...)
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: Yes Thanks TIVO!!!
Who are your best friends?: According to my girlfriend I'm in a very abusive relationship with them....I cant help it though...sometimes they've been bad...so i punch them in the head...and then i double over and vomit blood for twenty minutes....soup makes that better though....
What do you like to do when you are together?: Talk about boobies...and other things welike to look at but never understand
Do you share the same interests?: only medication
Which friend can you tell anything to?: That would be Tara...she doesnt vomit or anything....
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: depends on if I've been a bad boy....Then I have to get the ball gag and assume the position....Hitch hiking naked is fun!!
Do you get depressed about things easily?: only when I see stupid people breeding
Are you and extrovert or and introvert?:Im an asshole....I'm generally whatever the situation doesnt need....and then some!
Are you happy?: Remember that scene in that jason movie where he goes to space...the one where he picks up the hippie in the sleeping bag and starts swinging the bag...beating the hippie to death against the tree....when a hippie dies a violent death...that makes me happy...horny too...weird...
Do you live life to the fullest?: as full as my restraing orders will allow...
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?: with the exception of my gapeing chest wound....
What would you change about your appearance if you could? NO SLING!!!!
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: No, I am what the scientific comunity reffers to as..."drunk'n accident"
Were you the first?: No, I was passed onto this earth through an overly used portal named "mothers vagina" I was not the first....and I'm far ... far from the last....
Who was present at your birth?: An old priest and a young priest
Were your parents married when you were born?: yes...and related too...
What is your birthdate? 09-28-1979...sober 09-20-1996
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?: One wrong answer away rom a prison sentence
Are your parents married? No, I have had a normal childhood...
Siblings or an only child?: Yes, but, as the prophesy stated...I have the biggest horns...
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: No I do not have middle child syndrome!!! (look at me!!)
What are your siblings names and ages?: Test tubes 1 and 2
Which parent do you get along with best?: Depends...Is this pre or post therapy...cuz one of my personalities only like peanut butter....YAY PEANUT BUTTER!!! yAy!
What do you fight about?: Th e coay hanger stuck in my ear....Apparently i wasnt the fastest dodgeball player in that womb...
Do you have step parents?: yes, and they dont like to be called steps...(nothing funny about that one...I'l try harder...)
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: Yes Thanks TIVO!!!
Who are your best friends?: According to my girlfriend I'm in a very abusive relationship with them....I cant help it though...sometimes they've been bad...so i punch them in the head...and then i double over and vomit blood for twenty minutes....soup makes that better though....
What do you like to do when you are together?: Talk about boobies...and other things welike to look at but never understand
Do you share the same interests?: only medication
Which friend can you tell anything to?: That would be Tara...she doesnt vomit or anything....
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: depends on if I've been a bad boy....Then I have to get the ball gag and assume the position....Hitch hiking naked is fun!!
Do you get depressed about things easily?: only when I see stupid people breeding
Are you and extrovert or and introvert?:Im an asshole....I'm generally whatever the situation doesnt need....and then some!
Are you happy?: Remember that scene in that jason movie where he goes to space...the one where he picks up the hippie in the sleeping bag and starts swinging the bag...beating the hippie to death against the tree....when a hippie dies a violent death...that makes me happy...horny too...weird...
Do you live life to the fullest?: as full as my restraing orders will allow...
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?: with the exception of my gapeing chest wound....
What would you change about your appearance if you could? NO SLING!!!!
hopey:
You must mean when she turned back.....