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Monday May 16, 2005

May 16, 2005
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My mind was wandering as I walked over to the park to kind of sit by the dog run and watch them (the dogs) run, jump and climb on the tired looking picnic bench that's in there. Oh, and also sip my black coffee. And try to spot one of those admittedly badass looking black squirrels. If I was lucky.

1.There's a certain type of person that carries a picture of their therapist in their wallet.
2.You can cop a sort of thin jittery amphetaminic buzz if you rapidly comsume three orange sodas and a whole pack of Oreo cookies on an empty stomach. (Keeping it down is required, however, for the buzz, which people who have tried it often neglect to add)
3.The chilling Hispanic term for whatever interior disorder drives the addict back again and again to the enslaving substance is "tecato gusano" which apparently connotes some kind of interior psychic worm that cannot be sated or killed
4.Black and Hispanic people can be as big or bigger racists than white people and then can get even more hostile and unpleasant when this realization seems to surprise you.
5.You can weave hypnotic Madame-Psychosis-like harmonies around the d-minor scream of a cheap vacuum cleaner while humming to yourself as you vacuum.
6.At some point after your substance of choice is taken away from you in order to save your life, you will find yourself, in quiet times, beginning to pray to be allowed literally to lose your mind, to be able to wrap your mind in an old newspaper or something and leave it in an alley to shift for itself, without you.
7.Certain persons simply will not like you no matter what you do.
8.Most nonaddicted adults have already absorbed and accepted, pretty early on in life,that certain people simply will not like them no matter what they do.
9."Taking somebody's inventory" means critizing that person.
10. 99% of a compulsive thinkers' thinking is about themselves
11.It is impossible to kill fleas by hand.
12.Everybody's sneeze sounds different.

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