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Jun 29, 2008
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Right I have just found a huge list of 40 ish things guys should always do for girls. This strikes me as annoying and damm annoying (I'm trying not to swear).

So I'm going to post this list and then rip it to shreds because some of it is just plain fucking annoying.

1. Open doors when possible - whether it be to a building or the passenger car door. the classic example that's stood the test of time.

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Okay Number 1 yes it has stood the test of time and yes its still retarded. You have you own hands and arms your my equal in that you know how to use them I'm not going to demean you and assume your to weak to open a door for yourself sorry but no.



3. A man should tolerate the occasional chick flick, musical, opera, or ballet - whatever her preference is - *without* complaining about it! (Because the guy may just like it.)

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You should not tolerate what you don't want to. All relationships are strengthened or destroyed by honesty to much chick flick = not enough plot usually.



5. Talk! The strong & silent bit goes from intriguing to boring quite fast.

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Unless you want me to to discuss the possible way that I could kill rapists and murderers and anyone who hurts children or animals do not try to go into my mind its a bad place.



6. Find out what her favorite flower is and buy them for her randomly (regardless of the situation you might be in). A simple yet profound truth: a single rose says more than dozens of anything else. (I encourage the women to not allow a guy to "prove himself worthy" through gifts and flowers and such. Trust is a precious thing and it should take a good chunk of time before he gains it back in your heart.)

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Hmm no I would rather buy you a book it will last longer and hopefully give us something else in common



16. Kiss her on the forehead.

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We usually have to do this anyway because your to damm short to kiss you on the lips easily.



20. LOOK IN HER EYES, NOT AT HER CHEST!!!!!

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Don't wear a low cut top unless you want us to look



21. Stupid jokes = awkwardly adorable moments.

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= getting hit because it was a shit joke be funny or don't try



22. Tickle her, tease her, let her tease you back without getting all bent out of shape about it.

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Tease me hmm no insult me take the piss be sarcastic yeah sure Tease me? no thats sex last time I checked



23. Don't call her hot, or pretty, or cute; call her beautiful, because that's what she is. (I don't think cute is that bad, but definitely stay away from "hot" [it's so overused and superficial] and step "pretty" up to beautiful or gorgeous or stunning or captivating or...)

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You get what you deserve in life if I call you cute your cute deal with it or put effort in (Cute is a high level of attraction for me)



24. Offer her your jacket/sweatshirt. (Note: you may not see that particular item of clothing for a while, if ever again).

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Hmm no you will not get my leather coat how about you dress for the season?



25. Don't be too proud to apologize.

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Don't worry i won't be but that again I don't make mistakes ;-)



26. It's not stalking to watch her sleep if you fall asleep watching a movie. It is stalking to watch her sleep if you're standing outside her window with night vision goggles.

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No its not stalking its just down right creepy



27. When she feels at her worst, tell her she looks her best.

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Or tell the truth?? Isn't this what were always being told to tell I mean WTF?



29. Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you are completely incapable of calling when you say you will, it just means you are highly incapable of it. There are few acceptable answers to, "Why didn't you call?", & being male is not one of them.

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Or how about because your less engaging right now then the fact I could die in a game?



32. Always do everything in your power to keep her as happy as you can. And cheer her up in any way possible. [if she isn't always happy - and i've never met a girl who is - don't be afraid of her and don't be stupid and always, unquestioningly, blame it on PMS. be there WITH her when times are tough and she wants you there.]

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Unless she wants alone time and won't tell you wtf is up. When that happens say I'm here if you want and leave her to it.



34. At least do everything in your power to keep cursing to a minimum while around her.

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Yes because all women are so delicate that hearing the word fuck terrifies them. HMM NO



36. If any lady is walking alone to her car in a dark parking lot/garage, or is carrying a heavy load, always offer to help walk her to her destination and carry things, if not the entire load.

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Smile and offer to help once sure after that laugh at them if they fall



37. If a woman says no, let that be her final answer with maybe one question of confirmation after her first answer. Do not pressure or force her in any way after that. Don't make her give in to something she doesn't want to do.

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Yes because women always know whats best for them and always know if they will enjoy something without trying it. Oh wait no they don't there just as bad as guys at going no without wanting to try something new



38. Always be honest with her. No woman wants or likes a dishonest man.

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Unless its that one where you look like crap and want us to lie right?



39. A man should always genuinely listen to women; no matter how bored or busy the man is.

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Unless I know you i don't give a flying fuck who you are or what your talking about so no I won't listen I will retreat in to my mind and think about how I would direct a action scene in the current situation. Swords FTW



It's at time likes these that guys become FAR MORE attractive. kiss

I feel I should make another note at this point. I am HARSH. I don't act harsh I am harsh. I have no problems with respecting and caring for the people that mean something to me. Everyone that I'm close to knows I'm there for them in any way I can be. It''s the rest of the world I have a problem with. I can like love and care for every person I meet and they would still be a small minority. There are to many people in the world and most have shown themselves to be ignorant and stupid. There is nothing I value as highly as friendship relationships and family. But for the vast majority I will never be a part of there lives or be able to separate them from the ignorant masses.

Why have I just wrote that? I realize that some of you who read this just don't know me and will judge me on this one thing and make a snap judgment. You won't go and read my previous blogs. you won't know about things I have done. This is my little way or trying to point out that I'm more complex and hard to understand than 1 bitching comment about a list that is full of stereotypes and sweeping statements. I doubt it will work but I have no faith in the masses so go figure.

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tsui:
You're assuming the ignorant masses will make a snap judgment and generalize based on your journal here. Is that because you judge people by your own behaviour? Are your own sweeping statements here the exact same kind you seem to despise so much coming from others?
Jul 2, 2008
greaser:
So many of the things on that list date from times when women were considered inferior to men, and needed our help all of the time. I'm surprised that "always pay for everything" didn't make it to the list. I believe in treating people with respect, but I have my limits. By the way, was there a list of things women should always do for us? I'm curious if it says she should tolerate the occasional Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie wink
Jul 3, 2008

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