So I'm going to post this list and then rip it to shreds because some of it is just plain fucking annoying.
1. Open doors when possible - whether it be to a building or the passenger car door. the classic example that's stood the test of time.
3. A man should tolerate the occasional chick flick, musical, opera, or ballet - whatever her preference is - *without* complaining about it! (Because the guy may just like it.)
5. Talk! The strong & silent bit goes from intriguing to boring quite fast.
6. Find out what her favorite flower is and buy them for her randomly (regardless of the situation you might be in). A simple yet profound truth: a single rose says more than dozens of anything else. (I encourage the women to not allow a guy to "prove himself worthy" through gifts and flowers and such. Trust is a precious thing and it should take a good chunk of time before he gains it back in your heart.)
16. Kiss her on the forehead.
20. LOOK IN HER EYES, NOT AT HER CHEST!!!!!
21. Stupid jokes = awkwardly adorable moments.
22. Tickle her, tease her, let her tease you back without getting all bent out of shape about it.
23. Don't call her hot, or pretty, or cute; call her beautiful, because that's what she is. (I don't think cute is that bad, but definitely stay away from "hot" [it's so overused and superficial] and step "pretty" up to beautiful or gorgeous or stunning or captivating or...)
24. Offer her your jacket/sweatshirt. (Note: you may not see that particular item of clothing for a while, if ever again).
25. Don't be too proud to apologize.
26. It's not stalking to watch her sleep if you fall asleep watching a movie. It is stalking to watch her sleep if you're standing outside her window with night vision goggles.
27. When she feels at her worst, tell her she looks her best.
29. Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you are completely incapable of calling when you say you will, it just means you are highly incapable of it. There are few acceptable answers to, "Why didn't you call?", & being male is not one of them.
32. Always do everything in your power to keep her as happy as you can. And cheer her up in any way possible. [if she isn't always happy - and i've never met a girl who is - don't be afraid of her and don't be stupid and always, unquestioningly, blame it on PMS. be there WITH her when times are tough and she wants you there.]
34. At least do everything in your power to keep cursing to a minimum while around her.
36. If any lady is walking alone to her car in a dark parking lot/garage, or is carrying a heavy load, always offer to help walk her to her destination and carry things, if not the entire load.
37. If a woman says no, let that be her final answer with maybe one question of confirmation after her first answer. Do not pressure or force her in any way after that. Don't make her give in to something she doesn't want to do.
38. Always be honest with her. No woman wants or likes a dishonest man.
39. A man should always genuinely listen to women; no matter how bored or busy the man is.
It's at time likes these that guys become FAR MORE attractive.
I feel I should make another note at this point. I am HARSH. I don't act harsh I am harsh. I have no problems with respecting and caring for the people that mean something to me. Everyone that I'm close to knows I'm there for them in any way I can be. It''s the rest of the world I have a problem with. I can like love and care for every person I meet and they would still be a small minority. There are to many people in the world and most have shown themselves to be ignorant and stupid. There is nothing I value as highly as friendship relationships and family. But for the vast majority I will never be a part of there lives or be able to separate them from the ignorant masses.
Why have I just wrote that? I realize that some of you who read this just don't know me and will judge me on this one thing and make a snap judgment. You won't go and read my previous blogs. you won't know about things I have done. This is my little way or trying to point out that I'm more complex and hard to understand than 1 bitching comment about a list that is full of stereotypes and sweeping statements. I doubt it will work but I have no faith in the masses so go figure.
