Pillowpants is evil 
Pillowpants is a little troll who lives in her pussy
Pillowpants is her Pussy Troll
You know how EVERY girl's parents put a Pussy Troll in them when the girls are young?
To keep them from having pre-marital sex. Well Myra's is called Pillowpants so even though she totally wants sex with me, If I put my thing in her then Pillowpants will bite it off. So I gotta wait until Pillowpants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday until we can have sex.
Have you even kissed yet?
We Would have already if it wasnt for listerfiend
Listerfiend is her mouth troll isn't it?
Women!!!
I'll be right back
Guess the film boy's and girls
Pillowpants is a little troll who lives in her pussy
Pillowpants is her Pussy Troll
You know how EVERY girl's parents put a Pussy Troll in them when the girls are young?
To keep them from having pre-marital sex. Well Myra's is called Pillowpants so even though she totally wants sex with me, If I put my thing in her then Pillowpants will bite it off. So I gotta wait until Pillowpants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday until we can have sex.
Have you even kissed yet?
We Would have already if it wasnt for listerfiend
Listerfiend is her mouth troll isn't it?
Women!!!
I'll be right back
Guess the film boy's and girlsVIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
robotsatemyhair:
Oh by the way that's from Clerks 2.
mmm:
Oh no, honestly, you didn't come across bitchy at all - I just hope I didn't either! 
It's a fascinating subject - very thought-provoking!
It's a fascinating subject - very thought-provoking!