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natehevens

Boca Raton, FL

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Saturday Sep 12, 2009

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Odd... I canceled my account yet I'm still here...

Not that I'm complaining... biggrin

Anyways, back to my old blog...

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat. Crap, balls, prick, asshole, jack-off, jerk-off, scumbag, douchebag, hard-on, rod-on, boner, stiff, pisshard, blue balls, nookie, cooz(sp?), gash, slash, hole, slit, snatch, box, beaver, pussy, bearded clam, jizzum, cum, preen, juice, pecker, peckerhead, pecker tracks, dick, dork, dung, donecker(sp?), wang, schlong, schwans(sp?), pork, crabs, ass, butt, heiney, tuchus, bum, buns, cheeks, screw, lay, diddle, plow, hump, bang, poke, batter, wam, knock-up, bugger, brown, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, (luns? lungs?), balloons, dildo, joystick, hair pie, muff, cornhole, rimjob, blowjob, sugarbowl pie, suck off, give head, sit on my face, buttfuck, fingerfuck, clap, gleet(?), 69, 71 (69 with two fingers up your ass), daisy chain, circle jerk, cock-teaser, wet dream, cunt-struck, pussy-whipped, short-arm, tuna taco, group grope, milking the chicken, bull-dagger, gang-bang, ballbreaker, ballbuster, merkin(?), bananas n' cream, up the old dirt road, around the world, beat your meat, whack off, flogging your dong, pounding your pud, beating the bishop, poontang, dingleberry, sit on it, fudgepacker, milking the lizard, fart face, old fart, farting around, fart-sniffer, reem, snake, raincoat, quickie, queer, queen, putz, put-out, push, beef-injection, dog-style, pop your cookies, bust your nuts, one-eyed monster, knob, pocket-pull, tail, piddle, paddle the pickle, one-man-band, snapper, notch(?), rod, shaft, stick, piece of ass, goddamnit, pimp, hooker, punk, faggot, dike, lezzy, box-lunch, seafood, hand-job, hammer, hatch, head-job, hot nuts, prong, jelly-roll, jerk the gurkin, lob, meatwhistle, cheese, cat-fan, middle leg, wanking, booty, love-muscle, snappin' pussy, ..., bitch, bastard, clam, bite the brown, go on up mustard road, bone-on(?), bush, mutton, cuntlapper, cherry, tool, dingus, quiff, quim, get off, joint, piece, stem, root, crack, cooch, crud, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, get laid, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, ram it, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one-eyed wonder worm, piece of ass, little brown eyeball, golden showers, pound cake, boy on the boat, brown eyes, brown nose, sloppy seconds, Mongolian clusterfuck, rod of love, copping a feel, copping a cherry, copping a joint, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony, dipping your wick, going down on, dry hump, fist-fuck, skin flute, French job, fur-burger, nuts, get your rocks off, get in, get it up, hung, ginch, gobble, deezledike(?), rubber, shoot, siff, wad, cocksman, tit-fuck, tom(?), rough-trade, dick, weenie, and yoddling in the gulley...
rizzo:
harpy birfday!
May 21, 2010

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