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nate8d

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Friday Mar 06, 2009

Mar 5, 2009
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Starting a business is quite the difficult task. Waking up to go look at various executive suites sounds fancy. How can 200 square feet be called executive?

It's sort of like the brainiac who wrote the tag "small penis" in my picture section or whatever and then me going around calling it a package... false advertising on my part.

Who have I shown The Captain to in the last 2 years who would write such a credible statement? Maybe I should stop flingin' it about through out those gala events I attend. You never know who might be around when you have urge to shake it up and whip it out when it's 20 degrees or 90 degrees. It's still small and I need to work on having shame in my game.

How did I turn a blog from the business I'm starting up to The Genius.

IF only I was hosting a gay webcam... *sighs*

www.thecaptainandi.com

Oh well...

Do I blog when I'm lonely or am I lonely because I blog? Don't worry, I'll shed a few tears figuring that answer.

In conclusion, I'm starting a business. When I'm rich, the fancy sports car will make up for my small penis. Cliche, very much so. I'm a predictable man.

The End


fox:
Tell me your story topper, it might make me feel better. I got a new job at wingnuts so life is lookn up.

XXX
Fox
Mar 10, 2009

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