let's recap
i don't wanna sit at home so i go for a bike ride around the lake (BMX), a couple of buddies are renting a house across the lake for the summer, so i take a beer break at their house, but wait no beer, liquor store run! Got beer hang and pound one or four. hop on the bike and ride, drinkin a 40 while peddlein, as i hitin it tip to far back n roll off the bike (NO SPIlt Beer) as i fall off the bike i spot the bottle open up my mouth and only spill beer into my mouth n on my face (save) but sacrifice myself
get home and JoJoSkeeLo called me, i haven't heard for this dude since march, of corse i'll cruz to Brothers to drink with him
get there and it is skank central, fat chicks crammed into mini skirts and tube tops, i find Joe and Andrew. Andrew is all torn up and on the girl with no chin and buck teeth. as i stand there some dip shit half the size of me picks a fight because of my t-shirt "fuck Fobia, Cal Surf!" he is starting shit based apon preferance in skate shops, but he backs away real quickly. snag joe and head out to my car to puff some shiznet, we try to pull into the parkin lot across from Sexworld but some dude pulls out blockin the entrance, i yell "aw bitch, and pull around the block to the other entrance. as i wait to turn left, some fat neck pulls up and yells "did you just call me a bitch" so save time i sart yellin back "those are my socks, i bought them at the lava lounge for 12 buck n i want them back fucker" now he is just dumbfounded n the light turns green and i pull into the lot. i park next to Andrews car and start hittin shit with Joe, Andrew shows up and still all over this skank, he is gonna get down so me and a new extended group split for pizza lucia. we grab the skanks friends car on the way backand pull into the parkin lot, there is a Aroura between us and my car, and Andrew is pluggin away in his car so we sit there n start BSin. Me and Joe get out of the car to move about, and a 60 year old dude who owns the Aroura ask us if we can find some girl to jerk him off. after we talk with him a little bit we find out he is way more nasty than us and sit back in the car. as we sit in the car we watch the old guy lean against his car and watch andrew get it on, it wasn't long before we notice he was jerkin off. i roll down the window and yell "if you bust a nut on my car i'm gonna kick your ass" he mumbles at me. so now we all get out of the car, due move over but is still beatin it, we lean against our car and look for jiz on them, when a midget who look like she is wearin a tube top for her whole outfit pulls up in her rascal scooter (guy in hand) to her van, packs it in and pulls out (she must of only been about 4 feet tall and the guy was at least 6 2') as we try to comprehend that as andrew is pumping away a old dude is jerking off and tryin for a last minute hook up. like an hour after andrew got going he is done, and the old dude stick his head in the car door to give him a high five or some shit, skank girl come stollin out laugh that she new that old guy was jerkin it. them we watch the old guy offer money to some girl who was gettin into her car. we watch him fallow her out. now i'm fallowin andrew drivein who is drivin drunk as hell. we get back to Joes place and andrew is panicin because the rubber broke. Joe doesn't have a key to his new place and his roomate is sleepin, andrew is throwin rocks plants he riped out of the ground, anything he can try to do to wake Josh up cuz he wants to take a shower ASAP. no dice, so he decides to pour Hot 100 on his dick to delouse it, we walk away as we hear the crys of cinimon liquor beign poured on a penis and the yells that insued, we get ahold of B Rad that live acros the bridge so andrew can take a shower. we hang and laugh our asses of as andrew clean up.
so whaT is the lesson of the evenin boys n girls
never under estatmate the powers of deniail
oh yah when i walked into the court house yesterday to pay a ticket i was just to about to empty out my pockets in front of 3 cops, then i realize i still had my dugout in my pocket i looked one in the eyes smiled and ran outside, the cop said when i can back in "get rid of all your controban?" yup
i don't wanna sit at home so i go for a bike ride around the lake (BMX), a couple of buddies are renting a house across the lake for the summer, so i take a beer break at their house, but wait no beer, liquor store run! Got beer hang and pound one or four. hop on the bike and ride, drinkin a 40 while peddlein, as i hitin it tip to far back n roll off the bike (NO SPIlt Beer) as i fall off the bike i spot the bottle open up my mouth and only spill beer into my mouth n on my face (save) but sacrifice myself
get home and JoJoSkeeLo called me, i haven't heard for this dude since march, of corse i'll cruz to Brothers to drink with him
get there and it is skank central, fat chicks crammed into mini skirts and tube tops, i find Joe and Andrew. Andrew is all torn up and on the girl with no chin and buck teeth. as i stand there some dip shit half the size of me picks a fight because of my t-shirt "fuck Fobia, Cal Surf!" he is starting shit based apon preferance in skate shops, but he backs away real quickly. snag joe and head out to my car to puff some shiznet, we try to pull into the parkin lot across from Sexworld but some dude pulls out blockin the entrance, i yell "aw bitch, and pull around the block to the other entrance. as i wait to turn left, some fat neck pulls up and yells "did you just call me a bitch" so save time i sart yellin back "those are my socks, i bought them at the lava lounge for 12 buck n i want them back fucker" now he is just dumbfounded n the light turns green and i pull into the lot. i park next to Andrews car and start hittin shit with Joe, Andrew shows up and still all over this skank, he is gonna get down so me and a new extended group split for pizza lucia. we grab the skanks friends car on the way backand pull into the parkin lot, there is a Aroura between us and my car, and Andrew is pluggin away in his car so we sit there n start BSin. Me and Joe get out of the car to move about, and a 60 year old dude who owns the Aroura ask us if we can find some girl to jerk him off. after we talk with him a little bit we find out he is way more nasty than us and sit back in the car. as we sit in the car we watch the old guy lean against his car and watch andrew get it on, it wasn't long before we notice he was jerkin off. i roll down the window and yell "if you bust a nut on my car i'm gonna kick your ass" he mumbles at me. so now we all get out of the car, due move over but is still beatin it, we lean against our car and look for jiz on them, when a midget who look like she is wearin a tube top for her whole outfit pulls up in her rascal scooter (guy in hand) to her van, packs it in and pulls out (she must of only been about 4 feet tall and the guy was at least 6 2') as we try to comprehend that as andrew is pumping away a old dude is jerking off and tryin for a last minute hook up. like an hour after andrew got going he is done, and the old dude stick his head in the car door to give him a high five or some shit, skank girl come stollin out laugh that she new that old guy was jerkin it. them we watch the old guy offer money to some girl who was gettin into her car. we watch him fallow her out. now i'm fallowin andrew drivein who is drivin drunk as hell. we get back to Joes place and andrew is panicin because the rubber broke. Joe doesn't have a key to his new place and his roomate is sleepin, andrew is throwin rocks plants he riped out of the ground, anything he can try to do to wake Josh up cuz he wants to take a shower ASAP. no dice, so he decides to pour Hot 100 on his dick to delouse it, we walk away as we hear the crys of cinimon liquor beign poured on a penis and the yells that insued, we get ahold of B Rad that live acros the bridge so andrew can take a shower. we hang and laugh our asses of as andrew clean up.
so whaT is the lesson of the evenin boys n girls
never under estatmate the powers of deniail
oh yah when i walked into the court house yesterday to pay a ticket i was just to about to empty out my pockets in front of 3 cops, then i realize i still had my dugout in my pocket i looked one in the eyes smiled and ran outside, the cop said when i can back in "get rid of all your controban?" yup
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thejuanupsman:
heh that was an interesting story. i cant decide if i would have liked to have been there or not.
twwly:
I've had to go through so many metal detectors lately. It bites.