alright, the one thing about wearing all white, is it makes it realy easy to keep tabs of the beer stains. that big one on my shin is from pumping that keg for like 15 beers in a row, the one on my ass is for the seat next to the keg, the one on my tummy is because i'm a drunk and i spill beer there alot, and the one on my other shin is probly from some other drunk spilling and i don't know why there is one on the inside of my hoodie, you figure that one out
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Do a kegstand? Could have gotten into the hoodie that way, or perhaps it was the work of God. Drink Nate, DRINK I SAY! And Nate saw that it was good, and did so.
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