natasha

I feel all grown-up and stuff....

I have a job ( and have had it for 30 days now ),

I go to the gym, because thats what adults who don't want cellulite do ( I think )

And.... I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE BACK!!!
It took a lot of money, time and patience. I almost got arrested for accidently bringing my switch-blade into the court house ( the motherfuckers confiscated it and everything!!! ).

I need to do something juvenile and irrresponsible FAST, before this adult stuff becomes permanent! I need to go to a party, make out with random guys/girls and streak naked through a cemetary PRONTO! Anybody want to go with me on a foolish adventure???



Nat

P.S. I have to give a big shout-out to Alteration Nation on SE Hawthorne in PDX. I got a sweet deal on this awesome corset and the staff there are all sweet as hell (and SEXY to boot). THANKS GUYS!!