*shudder*
so it has been decided by me, that i have this talent (i guess you could call it that although most ppl like their talents) of attracting men twice my age. 95% of the ppl that hit on me are old men. it's just gross. and i'm sorry but i dont' even look like i am older than 20 at most.
so there is this guy that lives in my apartment who when i see, i will talk to even though i can't understand what he is saying through his accent most of the time. so today i get on the elevator to go and do laundry and he gets on with one of his buddies. he says something about beer, which he has with him, that i can't understand. so i say that i would much rather be drinking beer than doing laundry. well clearly this was no a good idea. so i get out of the elevator and he says something that sounded like, "i will hold the elevator for you" so i tell him that i am going to be a couple of mins. he says that's okay and tells me his apartment number. clearly i signed myself up for something that i did not want.
so i go upstairs and then come back down to get the laundry out of the dryer. for some reason teh elevator goes up so i push floor 9 so that it will stop there and i can get out adn wait for another elevator cuz my apartment has 17 floors and i really did not want to go all the way to go back down to the basement. so of course the floor i chose to get off at is teh floor where this dude lives and he just so happens to be right in front of the elevator. so i get out to let him get in and he starts to move me towards his apartment. so i tell him that i have to go back and get laundry and of course he tells me that he has to go to his car to get his smokes. so i am stuck in teh elevator with him again. then he tells me how he has a cold beer waiting for me in his apartment and i tell him that i am really busy tonight and thank him for the offer. well that doesn't stop him from trying to plan another date. i tell him that i am really busy for the next little while and as he is getting off the elevator he mentions that he is a single man.
kay, you are twice my age adn really creepy and even if i was interested, i have a boyfriend. thanks though. now i must go and bathe so i dont' feel so dirty.
so it has been decided by me, that i have this talent (i guess you could call it that although most ppl like their talents) of attracting men twice my age. 95% of the ppl that hit on me are old men. it's just gross. and i'm sorry but i dont' even look like i am older than 20 at most.
so there is this guy that lives in my apartment who when i see, i will talk to even though i can't understand what he is saying through his accent most of the time. so today i get on the elevator to go and do laundry and he gets on with one of his buddies. he says something about beer, which he has with him, that i can't understand. so i say that i would much rather be drinking beer than doing laundry. well clearly this was no a good idea. so i get out of the elevator and he says something that sounded like, "i will hold the elevator for you" so i tell him that i am going to be a couple of mins. he says that's okay and tells me his apartment number. clearly i signed myself up for something that i did not want.
so i go upstairs and then come back down to get the laundry out of the dryer. for some reason teh elevator goes up so i push floor 9 so that it will stop there and i can get out adn wait for another elevator cuz my apartment has 17 floors and i really did not want to go all the way to go back down to the basement. so of course the floor i chose to get off at is teh floor where this dude lives and he just so happens to be right in front of the elevator. so i get out to let him get in and he starts to move me towards his apartment. so i tell him that i have to go back and get laundry and of course he tells me that he has to go to his car to get his smokes. so i am stuck in teh elevator with him again. then he tells me how he has a cold beer waiting for me in his apartment and i tell him that i am really busy tonight and thank him for the offer. well that doesn't stop him from trying to plan another date. i tell him that i am really busy for the next little while and as he is getting off the elevator he mentions that he is a single man.
kay, you are twice my age adn really creepy and even if i was interested, i have a boyfriend. thanks though. now i must go and bathe so i dont' feel so dirty.
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mrgoose:
Guess some guys just don't ever get the hint. Do you also happen to attract boys half your age?
nataleigh:
only if they have piercings because they want to hit on the older pierced and tattooed girl. lol. but that's just kind sweet.