narshada

You know when you're travelling along in the train of happiness and everything is cool? You can't wait to get to the station because something you're looking forward to is there so you speed up so as to get there sooner. Then just as you hit cruising speed and everything is going swimmingly, you unexpectedly encounter the brick wall of incident which someone has laid across the tracks. The train lurches with a terrific crash, sending you through the little window and you sail out over the tracks. As you pass the wall you turn in mid air and read the words "should've seen it coming sucker!" scrawled in graffitti. You bounce hard on the ground and come sliding to a stop in the gravel, battered and bruised. You sit there and pick bits of broken happiness train glass from your face, shocked and bewildered. Just then someone throws the frisbee of weirdness from a field next to the track and it hits you on the head, resulting in a concussion and delerium.

That's how my weekend went.