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Friday Nov 02, 2007

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Adventures in Dating: A Comedy of Completely Mundane Proportions

Act I: Boy sits in Religion in Society class, somewhat bored as he's heard this stuff for years now, but slightly energized by very attractive female across the room. Smiles and slightly too long looks are exchanged.

Act II: Girl moves across the room and sits next to boy out of nowhere, for no apparent reason, and much flirting occurs. Quips are exchanged, sexy comments made... at one point a fake "love note" is made in relation to a joke, and much laughter is had. Girl waits for boy outside of class most days and they walk together, still flirting and laughing. Boy thinks he might have finally found another girl he's interested in after months and months of nothing.

Act III: Boy asks girl out, girl says "oh I'm sorry you got the wrong impression, I have a boyfriend."

Join us next week for more adventures of the boy whose "interest radar" must be completely fucking broken.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
adelina:
I've been meaning to tell you: your new profile pic is cute. smile
Nov 10, 2007
crazygrrl:
Sounds to me like she's the one who's broken...
Nov 13, 2007

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