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nali

Jonestown & Steeltown. Now the Mountains.

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Friday Jul 05, 2013

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Sit Down Comedy

For the record. If I stand up, y'all should be lucky you ain't kneeling. And when I do comedy, I laugh regardless of whether y'all are laughing and I hone my craft through your bullsh*t. I know I'm funny and I never did need validation from anyone (it's why Minnesota loves me). To the guy who made jokes about jerking off to Blink 182, I told the crowd to "Eat a Bag of Dicks" and that one was for you.

Patrice! Norton! Pryor! Hartman! Farley! Bruce! Hicks! And my dirty ol man Bukowski! This is dedicated to you. And for all them people I offended? That's dedicated to ST and Phil Fader! RIMFS



nali:
Ima post it on YouTube, it went SO WELL lol. Except them fuckers didn't know what to do with it. Judge for yourself when I throw this shit up. Hard as fuck audience of just comedians. No love lol. Luckily my black heart doesn't care about that
wink
Jul 5, 2013
raziel666:
ass cheese hahahhah,i will have to use that
Jul 5, 2013

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