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We cant do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.
-Banksy


Halloween eh? Today is supposed to involve imitating spiders, smearing blood, spreading bones and drinking beer around the house. Last year's webs, blood drips and axe in the wall are still up, so it looks like we did more than we're gonna. This year is I refuse to spend $ on anything for various reasons. Okay, maybe zombie paintball and some booze...

Buy, rent or make a costume?


Homemade & Hot! Joann is the child kiling, creepy, rapist of my dreams!

I got the munchies just looking at these two...



The only problem with my favourite costume is it always involves having a beer in hand.... costly and spectacular!








If you're dressing up, going out, staying in, poisoning candy, smashing pumpkins, throwing eggs or throwing up have a safe, spooky, sweet Halloween!


Har Har Har ARRR!!!

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy costume company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate". The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part". Now the man is really annoyed since they've gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which says "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and package of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, sprinkle the nuts on top, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple!"

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i always loved girls dressing up as freddy
Oct 29, 2010

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