VERY METAL
Stickerz is just plum full of ideas! Such as; "Do you wanna see Job for a Cowboy with me?"
(A: Do I?!!!)
We embarked on a minimarijuanivan voyage just a little way down the road to lovely London Ontario. Since we were going to a Metal show (and it was "London" no offense) there was no "Lovely". There was the following checklist though:
-$2.50 a Bottle James Ready! NOW THAT'S METAL!
-Big Stage, Big Speakers
-Bright Ass Lights
-Beer Spit at Audience by members of Band
-Underage Attendee's
-Double Bass Pedals fueled by the Power of the Dark Lord himself
-Shredding
-Broken Glass on "doorless" Bathroom Floor
-At least 3 out of 4 Stalls in Women's Room "Out of Order"
-"NO Re-entry" Policy, Reluctantly being Disregarded
-Shitty Looking Sketchy-Feeling adequate-Pizza-having Joint located Across the Street
-Cute Girls, Hoodrat and Hotties
-Strange Smells and UnGodly Odours
-Glass discovered in Scarf unwittingly dropped and luckily Recovered from Floor on the way Home
-Mosh and Circle Pits, Spastic Audience Members swinging wildly, Flips with the Intention of Maiming
-Removal of clothing for Maximum Enjoyment
-Timid Young Metal Fans Freaked out by My Sexual Inneundo's
-Sick Guitarists
-"Free Merch for Tits" sign on the Annotations of An Autopsy merch table
-Black
Incidentally, the "free merch" I got from the band
was a Super Bitchin' White t-shirt with Black letters not unlike these above a picture of a well endowed large breasted, goat-headed, hooved Satan sporting some serious venomus three-headed snake penises (seriously, its NOT pen-ii you can look it up yourself if you don't believe me and just to be fastidious like that eh!) You know, as the Dark Lord does eh...
Why am I telling you all this? Because: 1. This is my first metal shirt ever!
Exciting! (No surprise, I lost my chili dog, demolition derby, Tom Petty virginity this year) and 2. The front of the shirt is kickass but no way as metal as the back:
What'd ya think?
Love Metal?
Annotations of An Autopsy Lowestoft, England, United Kingdom
Animosity San Fransico, California
Job For a Cowboy Glendale, Arizona
Stickerz is just plum full of ideas! Such as; "Do you wanna see Job for a Cowboy with me?"
(A: Do I?!!!)
We embarked on a minimarijuanivan voyage just a little way down the road to lovely London Ontario. Since we were going to a Metal show (and it was "London" no offense) there was no "Lovely". There was the following checklist though:
-$2.50 a Bottle James Ready! NOW THAT'S METAL!
-Big Stage, Big Speakers
-Bright Ass Lights
-Beer Spit at Audience by members of Band
-Underage Attendee's
-Double Bass Pedals fueled by the Power of the Dark Lord himself
-Shredding
-Broken Glass on "doorless" Bathroom Floor
-At least 3 out of 4 Stalls in Women's Room "Out of Order"
-"NO Re-entry" Policy, Reluctantly being Disregarded
-Shitty Looking Sketchy-Feeling adequate-Pizza-having Joint located Across the Street
-Cute Girls, Hoodrat and Hotties
-Strange Smells and UnGodly Odours
-Glass discovered in Scarf unwittingly dropped and luckily Recovered from Floor on the way Home
-Mosh and Circle Pits, Spastic Audience Members swinging wildly, Flips with the Intention of Maiming
-Removal of clothing for Maximum Enjoyment
-Timid Young Metal Fans Freaked out by My Sexual Inneundo's
-Sick Guitarists
-"Free Merch for Tits" sign on the Annotations of An Autopsy merch table
-Black
Incidentally, the "free merch" I got from the band
was a Super Bitchin' White t-shirt with Black letters not unlike these above a picture of a well endowed large breasted, goat-headed, hooved Satan sporting some serious venomus three-headed snake penises (seriously, its NOT pen-ii you can look it up yourself if you don't believe me and just to be fastidious like that eh!) You know, as the Dark Lord does eh...
Why am I telling you all this? Because: 1. This is my first metal shirt ever!
Exciting! (No surprise, I lost my chili dog, demolition derby, Tom Petty virginity this year) and 2. The front of the shirt is kickass but no way as metal as the back:What'd ya think?
Love Metal?
Annotations of An Autopsy Lowestoft, England, United Kingdom
Animosity San Fransico, California
Job For a Cowboy Glendale, Arizona
giggles:
who would put lip prints on an out of order sign in a bathroom?