nali

*Darla Darby Starr

"You know her, you love her, you can't live without her....."


Horsin' Around


Another Night Starts (to End In?)


"I'll take th'luv fairee over th'Angel of Death n'eeday"


"Y'all got Genny?!!"


These Hot Trannies Know Target Rocks the Dots


I Dream of Girl Drummers


Darilyn Monroe


Babee Luv's Bottoms Up


Marilyn Manson's Love Child Looks on Longingly


Don't Ever Do A Dance With the Devil (unless your Darla)


"So then I gots down on all 4's rite? an I says to the muth*f*kr 'ain't no way ima stick my face in that, I'll rub it around but thats it'...."


The Black Eyes Club


"Yu got incum?"
(A: No)


"I'm the Principal!"


Baby Luvs Beer


"Yu feel that? this suckers doin Nascar laps in thar"


Caption This



Ladees Luv Babees...


....And so do Bartenders


Darla's really into White Guys



.....


"ngmm...Must call After Hours delivery service....brains....."



Winding Down(hill)


Another Night Ends in Defeat
(he takes it well eh)









*Darla Darby Starr, though awesome, is a fictional character and therefore should not be chastised, berated, censured, chewed out, punished, laid into, flogged, corrected, skelped, spanked, whipped, penalized, castigated, criticized, faulted, dressed down, rebuked, reproved, upbraided, reamed, caned, blamed or accused of inciting or contributing to any such negative things one may attempt to think about her.
"It's a joke y'all, I do it to 'er and go so full throttle I break the hand'l off!

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WOOHOO! Git er Dun or Git the Hell Out Her Way!