Interacting with wildlife. I already had a brush with a beaver.
In 4 days I am going to the western point of Canada. The coastal mountains on Vancouver island.
It's above Washington state and is the largest pacific island east of New Zealand.
Everyone we (my buddy is coming with) talk to says its one of... Read More
For the record. If I stand up, y'all should be lucky you ain't kneeling. And when I do comedy, I laugh regardless of whether y'all are laughing and I hone my craft through your bullsh*t. I know I'm funny and I never did need validation from anyone (it's why Minnesota loves me). To the guy who made jokes about jerking off to... Read More
Ima post it on YouTube, it went SO WELL lol. Except them fuckers didn't know what to do with it. Judge for yourself when I throw this shit up. Hard as fuck audience of just comedians. No love lol. Luckily my black heart doesn't care about that
Some of you, especially the Americans, might have heard of a short lived TV show called "Buckwild" recently filmed in West Virginia and aired on MTV.
Redneck Jersey Shore; everything you'd expect except an exotic cast member nicknamed "Bengali in boots".
Salwa Amin is quite a looker and she reminded people of me! Well heck, most brown people... Read More
Possession of an adorable Face. Nuisance (for stopping traffic with my beautiful face) and Possession of Paraphenalia (because I had lots of cute shoes and clothes on me).
Instead, I Got a Job at a High End Coffee Shop as a Barista
I got my new job because my old job was 'Barista' at a Second Cup. I never watched this training video but I thought it might be educational. It's pretty corporate, creepy, boring, low budget and like any training video by a franchise. I was not expecting it to actually be... Read More
Looks nice!