nalar

This is definitely worth posting.

Here in lovely East Lansing, there is an inordinate amount of sorostitutes. They all look the same. The same retarded enormous sunglasses, fake blonde hair, nails, etc...

Anyway, I was waiting for a green light and across from me was a specimen of the type mentioned above. About 19 years old, 3" nails, driving a Porsche Cayenne, all the while apparently having a fight with someone over her cell phone, with 3 other passengers, equally cookie-cuttered. Total daddy's girl. The light turned green, but she was too busy to notice, so I did a 7000rpm clutch dump and blew by her almost at redline. In case you haven't had the pleasure (or displeasure), my exhaust is loud.

She dropped her phone. Totally worth the wear on my aluminum and kevlar.

P.S.
Go tell someone to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.