I decided to do something stupid to get a reaction from a lot of people I didn't know today. In an instance of momentary insanity while walking by myself at school today, I decided to play a game of slugbug with myself by shouting "SLUG BUG YELLOW!" and jacking myself on shoulder as hard as I could. I won. And lost too, I suppose. I guess some peope thought it was funny because someone threw a quarter to me.
I'm also taking a new stance on drivers who don't watch for me at crosswalks when I'm running. I'm going to start punching trunks and rear quarter panels if one more mother fucker just stops on a crosswalk that I'm about to run through. I hope someone tries to get out and fuck with me. My life is on the fucking line when they don't pay attention. I watch out for myself, but I don't take lightly to that bullshit.
I'm also taking a new stance on drivers who don't watch for me at crosswalks when I'm running. I'm going to start punching trunks and rear quarter panels if one more mother fucker just stops on a crosswalk that I'm about to run through. I hope someone tries to get out and fuck with me. My life is on the fucking line when they don't pay attention. I watch out for myself, but I don't take lightly to that bullshit.
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C'mon, the worst that can happen being hit by a car is that you die. You're more likely to be seriously injured and be able to file a lawsuit. What's having no use of your legs if you're fantastically rich?
just wanted to know cause I was pretty sure it was you. Have fun tonight and have a safe drive home tomorrow.