nakedmermaid

hmmmm i really want cheesecake right now......strawberry oh yeah and keystone light sucks balls. i keep burping it up ( i know really lady like) gross.....lol

so last night i saw joel mchale at mohegan sun casino and it was so freakin funny. he didnt just do stuff from E. he did his own material. so so so so so so so so so so so funny!

im such an idiot. lol i totally took the side off of my suv by side swiping a lawn care truck today cuz his stupid lawn mower was sticking out in my way (its all really my fault) but still its so annoying. ive never been in an accident so when the cop came he was like...."license reg....etc?" and i handed him everything but my...
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note to self: do not go to a strip club and get drunk and then start a serious conversation with anyone.....doesnt end well. lol

im better, got a more positive outlook on life today. im still fucking tired tho.

im so frustrated. i hate stupid people and i hate being taken for granted. im way too nice

tired

so......cinco de mayo.........drank a little. got a little hostile........started getting mad at my boyfriend for no reason at all.......dry humped my roomate emily.......ate pizza........and now im lying in bed and cant sleep all in all its a typical drunk night in the life of nicole..........can it get better than this idk

i love watching gordon ramsey on tv. i love his style of cooking and hes always yelling about "the RISOTTO!"

note to self: vodka pong is never a good idea

strawberry shortcake plus beer equals nicole having a fun time!

ugh why do i eat so much spicy food? i am farting evrywhere! lol