So today I had a shoot for a softcore website. I was Joe, a mechanic whose car breaks down by the freeway. While waiting for his friend to bring tools (you know I don't do electrical) he falls into a dream and gets off in his car.
It was interesting.
It was kind of fun.
It paid well.
I got a ticket from a stupid pig who didn't like that I was parked by the side of the freeway.
The company paid for the ticket.
As silly as it is, I think I'd do it again. Something to tell the grandkids about. When they are older, of course.
I'd like to say it was a boost to my self-esteem.
But I just don't really care and the current s-e level is allright with me.
Hmmmm....
In other news, I've decided to be an asshole by double spacing between almost every sentence.
Dramatic posing?
Silliness?
Don't care?
Yeah, anyhow, I'm sleeping around with the neighbor's wife now. I think it freaks my little brother out.
I'm not a bad guy, they have an open relationship. And I like her. She's exciting, unlike my recent run of stupid girls. (not bitterness, honest, just telling it like it is)
She's a vegetarian who hates fur but loves leather, it's her dirty little secret. Well, one of them, anyway.
She's a paradox.
I love it.
She's like purple, a mix of conflicting ideals. Red - fire, masculine, action & Blue - water, feminine, emotion.
Did I mention I love it?
She has a little girl. She's 3 and cute as a button.
Ummm... a really cute button.
Not the boring ones like on cheap white dress shirts.
Cute buttons that make the shirt.
I'm her official "lift me up and swing me" guy.
It's nice to be needed.
I'll be sad when this ends. I'll get over it, but I'll be sad for a bit.
Anyhow, all you lovely people have a great weekend, that is my commandment to you all!!
Oh, and Jem, I'm almost done, I swear. It'll be worth the wait.
You can't rush art!
Well, I suppose you can, but then it gets kind of pouty and that's just not happy.
But it'll be soon, you know I have nothing but love and cookies for you. Mmmm... cookies dipped in love.... like pink sprinkles or something...
Er- uh, yeah, anyhow, may all your ho's get a major case of the sweet ass, and may your bitches be... less bitchy and more fun.
I love Foamy,
Marco
(i think i want to be a mexican wrestler)
It was interesting.
It was kind of fun.
It paid well.
I got a ticket from a stupid pig who didn't like that I was parked by the side of the freeway.
The company paid for the ticket.
As silly as it is, I think I'd do it again. Something to tell the grandkids about. When they are older, of course.
I'd like to say it was a boost to my self-esteem.
But I just don't really care and the current s-e level is allright with me.
Hmmmm....
In other news, I've decided to be an asshole by double spacing between almost every sentence.
Dramatic posing?
Silliness?
Don't care?
Yeah, anyhow, I'm sleeping around with the neighbor's wife now. I think it freaks my little brother out.
I'm not a bad guy, they have an open relationship. And I like her. She's exciting, unlike my recent run of stupid girls. (not bitterness, honest, just telling it like it is)
She's a vegetarian who hates fur but loves leather, it's her dirty little secret. Well, one of them, anyway.
She's a paradox.
I love it.
She's like purple, a mix of conflicting ideals. Red - fire, masculine, action & Blue - water, feminine, emotion.
Did I mention I love it?
She has a little girl. She's 3 and cute as a button.
Ummm... a really cute button.
Not the boring ones like on cheap white dress shirts.
Cute buttons that make the shirt.
I'm her official "lift me up and swing me" guy.
It's nice to be needed.
I'll be sad when this ends. I'll get over it, but I'll be sad for a bit.
Anyhow, all you lovely people have a great weekend, that is my commandment to you all!!
Oh, and Jem, I'm almost done, I swear. It'll be worth the wait.
You can't rush art!
Well, I suppose you can, but then it gets kind of pouty and that's just not happy.
But it'll be soon, you know I have nothing but love and cookies for you. Mmmm... cookies dipped in love.... like pink sprinkles or something...
Er- uh, yeah, anyhow, may all your ho's get a major case of the sweet ass, and may your bitches be... less bitchy and more fun.
I love Foamy,
Marco
(i think i want to be a mexican wrestler)VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
Be careful and have fun!
Oh, and worry about it being over when it's over... not now.