I fucking detest people that you know, but not really, who know a detail about your life, and every fucking time you see them, they ask you about this one detail. The only thing that they know about you. Over and over and over. I mean, how many times can you have the same fucking conversation?? Over and over. Asking the same questions. Again and...
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amitabha:
yea, make sure you stay the fuck away from me is all that I ask. I might have to kick your ass if i see you!
amitabha:
Okay.. you can breathe easy now.. I am back in Portland, so you don't have to worry about me finding you and harassing you.
Holy crap!!! Rush Limbaugh got busted buying oxycotin!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! In your face Mom and Dad!!!! HA! HA! HA!
In other news....somehow my hair is now radioactive colored. I was trying to do my roots and maybe i accidently used uranium or something. I will tone it today and soon it will be the silver white that you have all come to know...
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In other news....somehow my hair is now radioactive colored. I was trying to do my roots and maybe i accidently used uranium or something. I will tone it today and soon it will be the silver white that you have all come to know...
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amitabha:
You better watch your back! Cause if i see you in SF there's gonna be a rumble!
I want to see your radioactive hair.. post a picture. This has a dual purpose for me... 1: I get to see your raver hair, and 2: i'll get a better idea of what you look like in order to know who to kill when i get there.
I want to see your radioactive hair.. post a picture. This has a dual purpose for me... 1: I get to see your raver hair, and 2: i'll get a better idea of what you look like in order to know who to kill when i get there.
sicily:
maybe you ate one too many glow sticks to balance out your diet of cheese its, pickles and spinach.
Oh my!! My roomie had a bottle of bleach come open in his laundry bag on the way home from the laundrymat. He didn't realize it for a while and now half of the bag and it's contents have bleach spots all over it. If it was mine, i would cry, and cry, and cry some more. 
I uploaded a pic of myself, Sicily, and...
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sfdeep:
deranged doctor? were you a proctologist?
your line sounds like it could have been picked from a porn film . . . maybe, "Armagetinsome"
your line sounds like it could have been picked from a porn film . . . maybe, "Armagetinsome"
amitabha:
I'm due for a checkup.
I'm going to Radiohead tonight. Tickets provided by Miss Sicily Suicide because she rocks. Just wait until you see her T & A.
Aaaahhhh the wait is painful. How shall i amuse myself until tonight. I could round up all of the kitty fluffballs that are blowing around and knit them into a sweater. I could play dressup all day to make sure that i'm...
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Aaaahhhh the wait is painful. How shall i amuse myself until tonight. I could round up all of the kitty fluffballs that are blowing around and knit them into a sweater. I could play dressup all day to make sure that i'm...
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sicily:
i saw a shirt that made me think of you today. it read:
"i'm a wreck".
ha ha ha, the truth sucks.
"i'm a wreck".
ha ha ha, the truth sucks.
amitabha:
excuse me i am NOT a drama queen.
are you going to SG-Disneyland?
are you going to SG-Disneyland?
Wanna hear how rad i am??? So I make jewelry and I sell it at art shows and fairs amoung other places. Well, there is this one show that i have been looking forward to all year. Yesterday i received my placement packet and as it turns out I won best of show for jewelry!!! They decided this from some pics that i sent in....
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sicily:
oh naiad, it's okay, we all know he's been beating you...3 foot stool, mmmhmmmm. okay dearie. maybe after we get drinks on tuesday, we should go hang out in your trailer.
trismegistus:
Oh nice. Anal beads made from Venetian glass specially picked by Sicily... was it in shards? That girl is one sick fuck. That is why I'm having her babies.
I just noticed you like cocaine and hookers too! We have a lot in common.
I just noticed you like cocaine and hookers too! We have a lot in common.
Please learn from my mistake....
1.If you drop a can of paint 6 feet off of a ladder....it EXPLODES!!!
2.Goo-Gone will help get it out of the brand new hoodie that you have no business wearing while working anyhoo.
Please everyone send messages of love to Sicily because of her pulpy condition due to her butcher of a dentist.
1.If you drop a can of paint 6 feet off of a ladder....it EXPLODES!!!
2.Goo-Gone will help get it out of the brand new hoodie that you have no business wearing while working anyhoo.
Please everyone send messages of love to Sicily because of her pulpy condition due to her butcher of a dentist.
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amitabha:
okay, i dont know where you came from or how you found my journal.. but i think i have a crush on you.
amitabha:
nonononono.. you have it all wrong.. FagHag is a term for women.. i prefer the term "FruitFly" to Faghag.
be my BFF!
be my BFF!
I finally uploaded some pics. I tried to change my profile pic too but it kept putting up the one of Sicily and I. It lets me change it back to the original but that's it. Oh well.
sicily:
ooh yeah, i forgot to mention...i rigged your profile so that no matter what you do to edit it, my lovely face is gonna pop up! just a token of my affection
alright, so when the hell are you gonna do your set!!!!???
p.s. i think there's a lil' sumthin on your nose in that first pic...
alright, so when the hell are you gonna do your set!!!!???
p.s. i think there's a lil' sumthin on your nose in that first pic...
I'm off to the playa!!! I'll be back next week.
sicily:
okay ho-bag! yur running around the desert all 1/2 naked and out of your fucking mind, while i'm sitting here with a numb tongue that feels like a slimy foreign object due to the root-canal i just endured! shit, i almost choked to death whilst making a meager attempt to sip upon a bit of juice! okay slut, i'm coming with you next year!!!
p.s. can i have one of your kidneys if they stop functioning...it'd look nice in my kitchen.
p.s. can i have one of your kidneys if they stop functioning...it'd look nice in my kitchen.
eyeballkid:
Ok then.
So was noticing my main man sfdeep's favorite girlies. Oddly he picked girls with the some of the cleanest skin on the site. I'm all pierced and tattooed. What's up with that???? I guess that the grass is always greener.... 
sicily:
maybe he just wants something clean to pee on 'cause he's really a CAT. or maaaybe he's only into T&A and could give a shit about the skin part. or maybe you should take out all your piercings and surgically remove the tattoos, then change yur name to jane doe...that'd be cute. fuck it! yur HOT GIRL SNATCH!
Now that my super hot partner in crime Sicily is a Suicide Girl I guess that I should start a journal. Yay for her!! You will all be her slaves!!
I'm trying to get ready for Burning Man next week. I can't wait to get out of the city for a few days to lose my mind. In the mean time we have this weird-ass...
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I'm trying to get ready for Burning Man next week. I can't wait to get out of the city for a few days to lose my mind. In the mean time we have this weird-ass...
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sicily:
that weird-ass hippie guy had sex with MY DOG! little fifi has been bleeding all day...i had to tape a maxi-pad to her butt. he may be an elf, but that does not mean he gets to have sex with other people's pets! have fun at burning man!!!...even if you do have to bring your liver back in a jar.