I drank way too much last night. I went to bed and had crazy poisoned sleep all morning. I had a dream about my cat Miss Kitty that i had to have put down a few years ago much to my torture. In the dream she just came up and got right in my face and licked my nose the way she would. She looked...
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vader_____:
you & the SFd are the best---check it I have 2 stories in Newswire Politics right now! & I am sorry about the kitty dream- it is hard to lose a pet 
sweetdickwilly:
sorry, thats the only one i have right now. i'll have a better one soon. i hope i didn't freak you out with the whole dream story. 
I am in such a mood today. I had to take sfdeep to the hospital because this throat started swelling up something fierce and he couldn't swallow. It freaked the shit out of me but i had to be all cool. "Okay honey, we just need to go back and get some new antibiotics.....". I'm thinking that he's about to die and that they are...
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fancybear:
Here is to Naiad! SFDeep, you lucky bastard (get well, BTW)...
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Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.
Oh, how my mind raced thinking of ways to amuse you.
Ah, the power of imagination.
So, this drink is to you! May your colors never fade.
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Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.
Oh, how my mind raced thinking of ways to amuse you.
Ah, the power of imagination.
So, this drink is to you! May your colors never fade.
evil:
wow! i'm suprized you got anything at a SF hospital!! 
Can i begin by saying that I HATE the band The Darkness. They suck so much that i want to hurt my self!!!!! 
Maybe I'm old now, but i just don't get it.
I have to go to the stupid doctor because mean old Sicily gave me strep throat. She went to the doctor a few days ago and i have been in denial ever...
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Maybe I'm old now, but i just don't get it.
I have to go to the stupid doctor because mean old Sicily gave me strep throat. She went to the doctor a few days ago and i have been in denial ever...
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budrollit:
um that is a good q but maybe beacause i am fun ??? you have nice things you make and well , honestly iam trying to shoot your girlfreind sicily and i saw your stuff and thought i would ask if i could be your little freind beacause i like jewelry, and i want to steal your powers. get better get well get good
victorian:
i think you should firebomb the fuckin place
its not like theyre making any money
i mean... youre not getting any
put them out of their misery
its not like theyre making any money
i mean... youre not getting any
put them out of their misery
Guess what i am now the proud owner of? A shiny new gold tooth!!! A real one!!! $$$Bling Bling$$$ Okay...so it's my far back molar and it's only a temporary crown, but still. Pretty fucking cool!!! I don't think that the permanant crown will be gold but i hope that it is. $$$Bling Bling$$$
Yesterday some guy can into my work and was a complete...
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Yesterday some guy can into my work and was a complete...
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pokes:
more offensive jokes 
sweetdickwilly:
ghetto fabulous! now i must dig into my bag of tricks to wow the princess. thanks for showing mercy on a lowly vegas weirdo.
They hung up a sign in the locker room at my gym that says the use of camera phones in the locker room is stictly forbidden!! What the fuck happened to necessitate a sign like that???? That place is crazy.
I just finished making a necklace for Sicily.
I just finished making a necklace for Sicily.
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fancybear:
Some people dont get the obvious. And the rest probably haven't heard of a model release anyway...
evil:
I love your candid picts 
The is a new sign hanging my the locker room at my gym that says that the use of camera phones in the locker rooms is stictly forbidden!! What the fuck happened to necessitate a sign like that???? That place is crazy.
I just finished making a necklace for Sicily.
I just finished making a necklace for Sicily.
I went to the gym for the first time in a week and a half. I made it about a half hour before I wanted to die. I guess I'm still a bit sick 
I'm tired of all off those dumb asses that i have to deal with on the phone at work. It's bad enough having to deal with the fools that are in...
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I'm tired of all off those dumb asses that i have to deal with on the phone at work. It's bad enough having to deal with the fools that are in...
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mercboy:
By the way if it is a The Thigh Master, chalk me up for two please.
holly:
yes she is a doll. i got my negatives back today from my shoot with her. they turned out great. it is gonna be really difficult to pick 2 from the like 70 photos i took, but yea every girl gets 2 photos...that's it. cant print everything..just the best.
yes please e mail me details about the show..or maybe you already did...hotmail is next.
let's do photos...what's your week look like of the 26th to the 30th or whatever...last week in jan. next week is already full. i am so excited...this is going to be great!!
yes please e mail me details about the show..or maybe you already did...hotmail is next.
let's do photos...what's your week look like of the 26th to the 30th or whatever...last week in jan. next week is already full. i am so excited...this is going to be great!!
My show sucked this weekend. So much work for no pay off. Boo-fucking-hoo.
So instead of dwelling on it I stayed in a haze of fucked up with my hubby and my favorite ho. Not really productive, but effective just the same.
So instead of dwelling on it I stayed in a haze of fucked up with my hubby and my favorite ho. Not really productive, but effective just the same.
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lonewolf:
I hate when that happens, doing shows promoting and no one comes and the one you push the least its sales out, the arts world is hard , keep it up
sicily:
nobody came to your show cause you were in the bathroom smoking crack and fucking homeless people!! maybe next year you'll learn to keep you pants on!
he he...i had fun slut face! see you when i get back
he he...i had fun slut face! see you when i get back
I have a show tomorrow. It's my second annual holiday sale. There are two other designers with me and it's at a studio/store front in Noe Valley. If any of you SF peeps are interested you can email me for more info.
I have to go set up today. Hopefully it is painless but these things rarely are.
This event is my one trauma of...
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I have to go set up today. Hopefully it is painless but these things rarely are.
This event is my one trauma of...
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dave_h:
what the hell did I tell you? I don't remember talking about anything like that.
dave_h:
oh shit did I tell you about that? lol
I just dropped a ton of very tiny beads. Not so valuable that I'm freaking, but enough for me to crawl around and try to find them. Serenity now!!!
I'm sure that Sfdeep doesn't mind me crawling about though
I'll just pacify myself with SG!!
You know...even though i'm the biggest fag hag in SF, I still sometimes tire of the drama of living in...
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I'm sure that Sfdeep doesn't mind me crawling about though
I'll just pacify myself with SG!!
You know...even though i'm the biggest fag hag in SF, I still sometimes tire of the drama of living in...
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lonewolf:
salvador is someone i compare myself to, I write like he painted at times, you can def torment me and see how much I can handle, lets see
evil:
Thanks doll!!
Thanks doll!!My birthday is in less than a month. I'm so happy that this year is almost over. It has been nothing but poop. Well, I guess that there have been a few amusing moments.
I'm such a baby with the cold now. Living in SF has spoiled me beyond repair. I should to go home home this winter as a reminder so I stop bitching...
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I'm such a baby with the cold now. Living in SF has spoiled me beyond repair. I should to go home home this winter as a reminder so I stop bitching...
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fancybear:
Hi there! I started capoeira in order to get strong and overcome my fear of inversion... It will be nice when I can cash in and actually do the flips.
I love the photo of you "white dress," you look frosty! very cute with little bit of gumpy or brat going on. I like it...
I love the photo of you "white dress," you look frosty! very cute with little bit of gumpy or brat going on. I like it...
trismegistus:
check your testimonials.... then moan m'testicles!!!
I hurt my neck and they gave me lovely meds.
I uploaded some new pics. Some of them are of jewelry that I've made. I'll post more when i get my disc back from my graphics guy.
I drank too much red wine last night. The people who go out on the weekends are fucking weird. Who are those people and where do they come...
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I uploaded some new pics. Some of them are of jewelry that I've made. I'll post more when i get my disc back from my graphics guy.
I drank too much red wine last night. The people who go out on the weekends are fucking weird. Who are those people and where do they come...
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godlessnerd:
i'm likin' the jewlery there sweetie. If only i were a girl... oh how i wish i were a girl. I would get to wear pretty things.
godlessnerd:
maybe i will get some chandelear earings for myself i'll have to get my ears pierced first though, but it will be worth it ehhe.
i'll have to get my ears pierced first though, but it will be worth it ehhe.