naepier

so apparently sharon who wanted a realistic pegasus tattoo would like me to "stick it up my arse"...
yeah im pretty sure i'd have some trouble fitting the wings in shazza, u impatient ungrateful cunt..

fuk i loathe people at times...

had my eyebrows waxed this morning, bought some fake eyelashes and organised my hair appointment for sashish's wedding tomorrow night which i gotta say im pretty excited about....
unfortunately joel and i have been asked to give the church a miss due to my baby demonic horn implants on my forehead and joel looking like he got a beat down with metal poles... *insert snigger here*
but at least i have more time to recover from fri night at the dirty cow before i bitch myself up now...

moral orel rules...