nadzofsteel

I haven't been able to get it out of my head for the past 15 hours.

The best, most drippingly delicious, you-wish-you-had-porn-like-this monkey-romp of a one-night stand EVER!!!!

Score one for the Nadzmeister. The Man- zero.

I went to fight a speeding ticket yesterday, way the hell up in Putnam county, after one event of bad luck after another all day. Direct quote from the judge, "You are here, the officer is not. In the interest of justice, I am dismissing this case. You are free to go."

JUSTICE, baby! First MJ, now...
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I went to the Puerto Rican Day parade yesterday. Everyone was so well behaved (at least they were where I was standing).
I even brought a white girl with me, and nothing!
I almost feel gypped.

Air conditioning=black hole.

I have to go pick up a pineapple or two at the store, and I have NO clue what I'm doing.

And for some reason, I'm thinking that *you* are the expert.

I know how to make sushi now.
Holy shit that's awesome.

Temps in the 80s-that's what I'm talking about.

Visit to the beach yesterday- that's what I'm talking about.
(somehow I'm already peeling)

I'm a bit squeamish.

That was tested & confirmed today at the gym.
It's taken me years to be able to muster up as much as a "whatever" reaction to naked dudes in the locker room. I'm just in there to change and then leave. There's no catwalk or runway in those places, so I've never understood the guys who stroll around in the buff...
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So sweet to have had a long weekend. Party all night. Rest all day. Eat. Shit. Repeat.

In other news, there was a fire on a lower floor in my building something like Saturday. Nothing tragic, thankfully, but there were firefighters involved and all that. I didn't have the slightest clue until someone told me about it today.

The theme of this weekend (which starts now, btw)
is:
Ways to fucking relax.

Go.