Things NadzOfSteel is learning in Paris:
1. You'd better have a really nice 12th century cathedral if you want me to attend a mass for the first time in double-digit years.
(they call theirs Notre Dame)
2. Our culture's all wrong. Especially our religious freaks. In Paris, apparently, it's totally cool for people to get together and drink in the plaza in front of the big cathedral, as well as make out right in front of its doors.
3. Don't drink and drive, drink and bike! Paris has all these bikes that they put all around the city. Buy a subscription, and you can pick up a bike at any of the hundreds of bike stations all over the city at any time of day or night and drop it off at another. So when the metro's closed for the night (before the bars close, which is stupid everywhere) there's no need to fear. No need to pay a cab driver an arm and a leg (in Euro, no less). Jjust hop on a bicycle nearby and head for the back streets. Fucking Brilliant!!!!
4. You have no idea what good butter is.
1. You'd better have a really nice 12th century cathedral if you want me to attend a mass for the first time in double-digit years.
(they call theirs Notre Dame)


2. Our culture's all wrong. Especially our religious freaks. In Paris, apparently, it's totally cool for people to get together and drink in the plaza in front of the big cathedral, as well as make out right in front of its doors.
3. Don't drink and drive, drink and bike! Paris has all these bikes that they put all around the city. Buy a subscription, and you can pick up a bike at any of the hundreds of bike stations all over the city at any time of day or night and drop it off at another. So when the metro's closed for the night (before the bars close, which is stupid everywhere) there's no need to fear. No need to pay a cab driver an arm and a leg (in Euro, no less). Jjust hop on a bicycle nearby and head for the back streets. Fucking Brilliant!!!!

4. You have no idea what good butter is.
ms_strange:
you went to mass?! notre dame must really be somethin'.
oonafae:
Europeans definatley know how to live better then we americans!!! Hell half of America couldn't fit on a bike with their FAT asses let alone ride it!!