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remember when drunken fits of throwing up and masturbating get old there's always this.


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(By the way.. if you try to join JohnnyT's group Fight Club be prepared to get a bunch of shitheads flooding your comments with feeble insults. "Get off my porch" !?!?! Shut the fuck up you cock sucking cretins)
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craptastic:
Dude, i know people who have bought underwear from thrift stores....f'ing gross. Where have you been, you give me your screen name then never come online...WTF?
Drop me a lil note buttercup, let me know you care frown
toothless:
it's ALL 'bout the naner!


You should swing by the gym that I work at. Sundays are best since it's F'n dead as a goddamn...well, i can't really think of an annalogy right now. but rest assured it's pretty darn dead!
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todays thing that ticks me of...
people who say "whut up dawg" i mean come on thats sooooooooo 1996 for cripes sake.

personaly i think it would be jake if folks would start talking like the did in the 40's or 50's. but the cool stuff. nothing too beaver cleaverish.

for more banana fun visit... http://home.comcast.net/~etrata/flash/banana2.swf

please don't hate me for that smile
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An old friend called me today. i haven't heard from him in so long.

He use to make me french toast at 1 o'clock in the morning. just because i said it sounded good.
he's that sort of friend.

We'd always go to Guitar center.
he'd set up the biggest keyboard.
i'd stretched and do jumping jacks.
then he'd turn on one of those preprogrammed...
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johnnyt:
OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post:

I hate to do this to a friend. Listen, there's been some kind of mistake. There is no way you're going to train here. Another fucking poet? No fucking way. Do you think you're special - like the drones above me apparently do? Give me a break. "The Wonder Years?" I'm wondering what you think you're doing on my Porch.

and no one, NO ONE who uses the word "whilst" is gettin' in here.

Get The Fuck Off My Porch! wink
astasia:
*sigh* you really know how to make people think hon.
*laugh*

ill try very very hard not to get mad but it just pisses me off. i have tried to make up for my past fuck-ups for 2 years and it seems like its all for nothing cus he keeps finding ways to throw all my shit back in my face. i just dont know what else to do. i know that i will not let anything happen, despite what he thinks, im not that weak, my only weakness is him. he's the only person who has ever gotten me to do anything they wanted. i can reassure him all i want i can cry and stay home every night and im not sure it would do any good.
i have trust issues too but i doubt that he would ever cheat on me. i doubt it. i may have my occasional molments of doubt but underneath it all i know.
ok im done babbling. i told you you make me think. smile
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So i apologize for getting all psycho in the last post. I'm over it. Well... not over it completely. But i'm not all hysterical about it anymore. I like to get that part out of the way quick. And i definitely am not one to dwell in my own shit. Now i'm just a little bitter; bitter and bruised. and i keep laughin about it...
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nadya:
haha.. that's awesome
craptastic:
Hey, i tried to IM you. What happened?
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Disclaimer: I'm about to vent hardcore. Don't bother reading this people. This is for me.

I feel gross.

Barely 2 months since we broke up and already he's got a new girlfriend.
How's that for shitting on the 4 years we shared together?
Not one for wasting time i guess.
Maybe his love for me wasn't as real as i thought it was. As real...
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t3chmonkey:
My response is going to be long, so I'm just going to email it to you, okay?
t3chmonkey:
By the way. 1) I hope that you're "Here's to" isn't a shot each time you announce one, because that's how I do it and you'd be dead.

2) That's your best poem yet.
3) I"m going to print your entry and keep it. I've spent years trying to say what you just did.
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10 things you probably dont know about meand probably don't give a shit about...

1) I hate feet. Its the second nastiest part of the human body. The first one being the butt hole.

2) I can't sleep with my closet doors open.

3) I started masturbating in the like 6th grade. I was a very curious child

4) Ive only had sex with 2...
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xrevolverx:
you're pretty much wicked the best.

and I envy you for meeting snoop dogg.

lets chill out, max, relax all cool...
t3chmonkey:
I missed you too, sweetness.
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neverdie:
sounds like you had a very busy day,makes me feel lazy and i agree this heat is just awful.
nocontrol:
What's the trick to make the baby stop crying??? confused
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astasia:
you are such a sweetheart. smile
thanx for the request hon.
timeoftheeclipse:
wow, utterly adorable
the baby is cute too
(ok, so im shameless, sue me)

i cant wait to have kids, i love them so much

will you impregnate me so i can have your baby?
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Don't take apart the little strings i have sewn to the edges of my heart
I put them their so you could tug on my emotions forever

sometimes i lay awake hoping you're tossing...turning

That night you rested on my chest...
I could feel your heart beat between my thighs.

Today the sun warmed the corner of my bed.
And so I crawled to that...
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superscott:
haha.

maybe there is a huge bag of dicks hence the hottness.
haha lord.
viciousdemalice:
WOW!!! Utterly amazing, I like I like. Makes me wanna be that corner of the bed! B-E-A-utiful!!! Dude, I know what beach you are talking about, I was there on monday likes. Thanks for the advice as well love! smile
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I get the weirdest, most random people IMing me. It's totally amusing to fuck with them though...

My SN name is NahDeeYa

Cynthiacmrt: you are a dumb fuck
NahDeeYa: actually... i'm a pretty intelligent fuck... i quote salinger or bukowski when i fuck...
Cynthiacmrt: do you fuck alot
NahDeeYa: if by a lot you mean 76 times a day on average...i'd say, no... not really....
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shambles:
YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYA!!!!!!!!!!!

miao!!
viciousdemalice:
Mexi-ersian, that's fucking cool!! Me, just the N-Europeon mix most everyone else is. Irish, scottish, german, swedish, and god know what esle. Milk huh? Interesting, I should try that, but that's a lot of milk. Toodles!
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godsmoker:
Yer funny! biggrin Keep smiling, it's attractive to most people. It's hard to imagine you have a crappy time with the other gender, that is unless there's some terrible secret. eeek Nah I'm just playin'. wink Hi, BTW.
godsmoker:
ARRR!!!

[Edited on Jul 12, 2004 10:49PM]