WARNING: Prepare yourself for a total girl entry. I do in fact have a vagina. And lately it's been more swollen than usual, go fucking figure.
There's this place i like to go when i have nothing better to fucking do. I just sit there drinking my spiced chai tea and watching the people go by.
I went there yesterday for a little bit. Here's...
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There's this place i like to go when i have nothing better to fucking do. I just sit there drinking my spiced chai tea and watching the people go by.
I went there yesterday for a little bit. Here's...
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I met a boy today. I'm feeling good.
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viciousdemalice:
Sleep is over-rated, but for those of us with severe insomnia, two hours straight can feel like a godly orgasm. A combonation of total release and ultimate joy pooled into one seemingly automatic reaction.
lores:
careful with that boy, I have reliable information that they're dangerous.
Last night i went to bed around 3, ya know.. like usual. And everyone and their mom decided to call me from around 4 till 5:30... and then start up again at around 9. But I don't mind getting woken up in the middle of the night... It's conforting to me to be on the phone with someone when i'm half asleep. I guess it's...
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chrischick:
SuicideGirls Burlesque
Friday July 30 @ 9:00
@The Knitting Factory
7021 Hollywood Blvd. Suite 209
Los angeles CA 90028
Be there or be lame!!!
Friday July 30 @ 9:00
@The Knitting Factory
7021 Hollywood Blvd. Suite 209
Los angeles CA 90028
Be there or be lame!!!
viciousdemalice:
Racist Parrot? Interesting. ANYway, half asleep commets over the phone is something I get yelled at for from my girl, she just says my name over and over, but gradually louder till I come to my senses and get mad at her for waking me whilst I slept. Then I appologize and we make up and then I fall asleep again and the cycle continues till she finally hangs up on me and goes to sleep. Hot dogs rule, but smelling like them for longer than a couple minutes would not be cool.
Stay cool and have a cheeseburger!
Stay cool and have a cheeseburger!
I long for something real...
I used to have a friendand he moved to San Fransisco to write better musicand pay his bills. He found a girl who could play the notes he wrote. Now they sing together. That must be something special.
A little girl tugged on my skirt today while I was at Saphoras buying make up... I think she thought I worked...
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I used to have a friendand he moved to San Fransisco to write better musicand pay his bills. He found a girl who could play the notes he wrote. Now they sing together. That must be something special.
A little girl tugged on my skirt today while I was at Saphoras buying make up... I think she thought I worked...
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superjoint:
oh yeah I'll bet you 40 that I can
t3chmonkey:
Decently proportioned? C'mon. That's like calling the national debt "kinda pricey" Psssshhhh.
nadya:
cock and balls
No.. the kid wasn't unleashed... and I'm starting to get fucking ansty and shit. I asked my sister if i could just reach in there and pull her out, but she won't let me. Bitch. I also tried pushing down on her stomach and screaming "COME OUT!!!!!" but i got nothing. And then my brother-in-law said, "i hope she comes out really afraid of your...
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superjoint:
When my mom was bearing me in her belly my uncle use to beat my mom's stomach with a wooden baseball bat full of nails, and I love his ass to death
viciousdemalice:
Kids are fun, I once told my eight year old cousin that if he spun real fast with his hands out, he could fly like a helicopter for a couple minutes. He stood outside for two hours spinning, I just kept telling him he wasn't going fast enough, so he kept on going, then I got yelled at cause he came inside and threw up on new carpet.
Make your sister go dancing of have sex, someone on the tv once told me that induced labor, then they told me to burn things.
Make your sister go dancing of have sex, someone on the tv once told me that induced labor, then they told me to burn things.
My dog farts death... just thought i'd share!?!
Ok.. right now, like 20 seconds ago my cell phone rang and it was a private ID so i was like "fuck that, i'm not answering". So whoever it was left me the funniest voicemail ever. Here's what they said in an extremely breathy, sexy voice...
nadia, nadia, nadia.. you know i just feed my fish... and...
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Ok.. right now, like 20 seconds ago my cell phone rang and it was a private ID so i was like "fuck that, i'm not answering". So whoever it was left me the funniest voicemail ever. Here's what they said in an extremely breathy, sexy voice...
nadia, nadia, nadia.. you know i just feed my fish... and...
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mathematics:
i'm glad i don't have a dog.
lores:
Your dog farts death? Well my cat drinks from the toilet and then tries to lick my legs...
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[Edited on Jul 05, 2004 12:04PM]
So sometimes i get in these weird moods... and i turn my bedroom completely upsides down and then thoroughly clean it. Throwing half of its contents in the garbage. I found a lot of shit that i didn't know i had.
For example...
- penis shaped mints
- a Bell Biv DeVoe CD
- my 6th grade diary.
- A peewee herman t-shirt
- My...
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For example...
- penis shaped mints
- a Bell Biv DeVoe CD
- my 6th grade diary.
- A peewee herman t-shirt
- My...
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viciousdemalice:
Love the poetry, very good, I enjoyed it much. Do you still write? What's this I hear about not liking waffles? Waffles rule, 'speacially when I'm sad, can't be sad eating a waffle!! Where did you find peins shaped mints? I definately have to get some to send to this bitch of a boss i once had, she was one brawd that needed to get laid but was too damn ugly to get any, even if she was giving it away. And who doesn't love pee wee herman? If I lost a shirt like that, i would go ape shit trying to find it.
I was just interested as to where you had gotten to is all, and besides, you did say you wanted to get the fuck out of dodge. But I'm happy you are still around to speak to all us little people.
And don't dis harry potter, those books may be childish and have some very inane dialogue, but god damn it if I haven't read every single one.
I was just interested as to where you had gotten to is all, and besides, you did say you wanted to get the fuck out of dodge. But I'm happy you are still around to speak to all us little people.
And don't dis harry potter, those books may be childish and have some very inane dialogue, but god damn it if I haven't read every single one.
viciousdemalice:
Hey, to my knowledge, I have never made anyone vommit into their own mouth. Geese, I know I'm a butt-ugly jerk, but I'm not as bad as Ben Stiller in Dodgeball ! Give a guy a break.
[Edited on Jul 04, 2004 2:12AM]
[Edited on Jul 04, 2004 2:12AM]
I need to run away.
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armsxlikexblades:
freak!
armsxlikexblades:
judge you? I'm just trying to hook you up dear! here's a link for ya!
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
One of the guys that i'm kinda dating right now is a so-called traditional shinhead that listens to skewdriver, what the fuck is that all about!?!
i hate him with all my heart, everything he's about makes me disgusted.. from being a hyprocrit by supporting racist music, to fucking up kids at shows, to being a pussy by needing his crew to back his shit...
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i hate him with all my heart, everything he's about makes me disgusted.. from being a hyprocrit by supporting racist music, to fucking up kids at shows, to being a pussy by needing his crew to back his shit...
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viciousdemalice:
Smart is good, despite what the world says. Nazi punks fuck off, to quote the great Jello Biafre. Assholes don't change cause you tell them to, being one I know this all too well. No, I wont beat people up at shows, I hate racist music, hypocrisy causes me to get hives, and I am all about one on one fights, cause if I can't take care of my own shit, then I shut the fuck up. But, I am a constant asshole to my girl, not that I conciously do it, it just happens, I'm getting better, but that comes from me, not her. You want him to be better to you, that's good, but you can't force him, he'll just get all defensive and shit, then you have a whole host of other problems. If you like this guy, accept his flaws and nurture the good aspects, or find someone else.
Wuuuhooo!!! I sounded smart for a bit there!!
p.s.BUSH stands for: Big Ugly Stupid Hick
Wuuuhooo!!! I sounded smart for a bit there!!
p.s.BUSH stands for: Big Ugly Stupid Hick
nadya:
yeeaaahh.. imma find someone else.
nadya:
pimpin hoes and clockin a grip
nadya:
Cool people
that made me smile in a way i havent in quite some time.
thank you
and thanks to all those who make times like this possible
Stay golden, darlin!!!